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late christmas present.... what to do?
    #7823258 - 01/02/08 11:14 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

So my stepmom is one of those people that is hardcore about christmas. The shiny objects, the wrapping paper, the hand written card.... all that shit seriously matters to her.
Now, I was going to get her "whatever my dad told me to get and send to her", but right before I was going to buy her present, I found out that I would be mixing Vince Gill... and she is batshit crazy about any big name country star.
I hate autographs, and doubly so because of my job, it makes the act not only loathsome, but makes me look unprofessional.
but I did it anyway, and even got vince to sign "what a babe" even though he had never seen her, but just so she can make up whatever story she wants to her friends.

but I could only get the autograph about 2 days before christmas, and then worked so much that I never had time to get to the post office. So today the post office is finally open and all I have is the gift....
what do I do with this shit? I will have to hear about it until next christmas if I dont do something for the presentation of the present, as if I put more effort into it than just getting Vince to sign a CD.

I dont even have any boxes to ship it in, or wrapping paper, or one of those frilly little bags that you stuff colored tissue paper in.... and do i go get a card? hand write a little note?


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Re: late christmas present.... what to do? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7823318 - 01/02/08 11:24 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Simple card, simple note... I'm sure she will be ecstatic.


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Re: late christmas present.... what to do? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7823384 - 01/02/08 11:37 AM (16 years, 30 days ago)

wrap in newspaper comics, padded envelope, send!


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