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Buying Two Gifts
    #7786723 - 12/21/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So these 2 guys work together, a boss and his employer. The boss is filthy rich and the employee is dirt poor. The boss says to his employee how he bought his wife 2 gifts a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz. the employee asked why he would buy her 2 gifts, the boss answers " I bought her the mercedes so if she doesnt like her diamond necklace she can drive herself to the store to return it"
The next day the employee comes in explaining to his boss how he took his advice and bought his gf 2 gifts. the boss says "really? what 2 gifts did u buy her"? and he says a pair of slippers and a dildo. the boss asked why did u buy her a pair of slippers and a dildo. He says if she doesnt like the pair of slippers he bought her, she can take the dildo and go Fuck Herself.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Buying Two Gifts [Re: fee]
    #7786727 - 12/21/07 07:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Buying Two Gifts [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7786739 - 12/21/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wow
I totally did not know that was in another thread
although the title of that post did inspire this post
that is so fucking weird


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Buying Two Gifts [Re: fee]
    #7786847 - 12/21/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I steal jokes all the time when I'm stoned. Then I tell them again 10 minutes later.

Very worthy joke though, I can't wait to make it my own.


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