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Anonymous #1

i got popped in the jaw

#7694185 - 11/29/07 09:44 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

the girl-i-was-fucking's boyfriend found out i was having sex with her. he sucker punched me and ran away.

luckily i know where he lives, just gotta grab my gat and bubblegum :machinegun:

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Anonymous #2

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#7694365 - 11/29/07 10:47 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

the girl-i-was-fucking's boyfriend found out i was having sex with her. he sucker punched me and ran away.

luckily i know where he lives, just gotta grab my gat and bubblegum

Grab your gat? Don't be a PUSSY, duke it out with him like a western movie if you're bout it bout it lmfao. But seriously guns are for pussies, unless you're hunting.

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Anonymous #3

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#7694424 - 11/29/07 11:14 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

so hunting a defenseless animal with a gun isnt pussy?

you arent too bright.

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Anonymous #1

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#7694463 - 11/29/07 11:29 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

so hunting a defenseless animal with a gun isnt pussy?

you arent too bright.

QFT

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Anonymous #4

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#7694474 - 11/29/07 11:32 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

You don't feel you deserved to be punched?

Just let trash be trash and move on. No way she's worth it, and down the road she'll probably just cheat on you.

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Anonymous #5

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#7694832 - 11/29/07 01:23 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

the girl-i-was-fucking's boyfriend found out i was having sex with her. he sucker punched me and ran away.

luckily i know where he lives, just gotta grab my gat and bubblegum

Your lucky he didnt smack you in the fucking head with a baseball bat. :whack:

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Anonymous #3

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#7695006 - 11/29/07 02:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

i got my lunchbox and im armed real well.
i got my lunchbox and im armed real well.

i got my lunchbox and im armed reeeeaaal well.

POW POW POW :guns:

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Anonymous #1

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#7695011 - 11/29/07 02:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #6

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#7695460 - 11/29/07 04:05 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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so hunting a defenseless animal with a gun isnt pussy?

you arent too bright.

agreed. i much prefer the tactile pleasure you can only get from punching your game to death.

just last month i spin-kicked a deer in the face and just as he was standing there, stunned, i gave him the old armbar.

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Anonymous #7

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#7695804 - 11/29/07 05:28 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

You don't feel you deserved to be punched?

No doubt.

Don't forget, you're the asshole in this situation. If his brain worked like yours, you might be dead.

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Anonymous #8

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#7696204 - 11/29/07 06:27 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

who ever took the time to post all of the topics related to this..... has way too much time on their hands. please do us all a favor, and go die somewhere. alone.

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Anonymous #9

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#7697500 - 11/30/07 02:00 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

lesson #1

always knock someone out if sucker punching them or pay the price.

sounds like you moved in on a younger couple

what goes around...

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Anonymous #10

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#7697583 - 11/30/07 03:39 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

what goes around...

Cums around.

Pun intended.

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