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Maverick
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I love Earwigs!
#7643231 - 11/16/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, that's right, I love earwigs! They're the coolest insect in the world - gentle little creatures of the earth, with pinchers on their butts! So versitile, I wish I had a pair of pinchers on my ass! If I ever went to prison I'd be safe!
 Hello guys! *waves antenna*
Let's all contribute earwig stories here.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Maverick]
#7643270 - 11/16/07 08:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yo are the first person I ever heard proclaim their love of earwigs.
I don't have any storie but I'm guessing you might, you did start this thread after all.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Maverick]
#7643272 - 11/16/07 08:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I always had a dislike for them... I think the shroomery is with me on this one
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: CosmicFool]
#7643277 - 11/16/07 08:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Some kid told me when I was little that earwigs love to climb into your ears. Where they proceed into your brain and they eat it. And then when you have dropped dead they come out of your nose. I was afraid of them for a long time.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Individual]
#7643286 - 11/16/07 08:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i fucking hate earwigs.
they and long ass centi/milipedes are the only ones that i will go out of my way to destroy.
fuck earwigs the other day i opened my textbook and one was inside WTF?
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Maverick
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: pong]
#7643293 - 11/16/07 08:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You'd go out of your way to kill an earwig? Earwigs don't even eat living plants, they eat other insects and decaying material, rarely eating living plants unless in desperate need of food. They're also the most motherly of all insects in the insect kingdom, they'll protect their eggs to the death!
They are happy critters who guard the mycelium growth in the forest for you all! DO NOT HATE THE EARWIGS!
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Maverick]
#7643301 - 11/16/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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when i say go out of my way, it means that if i see an earwig on the floor across the room ill kill it.
if its a spider i wont.
i dont "hunt" them though they just need to stay outta my house.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Maverick]
#7643366 - 11/16/07 09:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure earwigs posess many admirable qualities, but you are totally insane. They are universally loathed for a very good reason: they are grossly-colored and revolting looking with that pointless, vaguely sinister hook on their butt, and they are always lurking where you want them least. Any time you go looking through some boxes for some forgotten delight, earwigs always spoil it. What are they doing in there? Chewing on old dander? Plus they have a disgusting name.
You like earwigs? You can have them. Just keep them out of my stuff.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: 5tone]
#7643490 - 11/16/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to look forward to getting off the school bus, grabbing the mail from the mailbox and watching all the earwigs pour out.
I love earwigs, Maverick. I believe!
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: 5tone]
#7643531 - 11/16/07 10:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
5tone said: I'm sure earwigs posess many admirable qualities, but you are totally insane. They are universally loathed for a very good reason: they are grossly-colored and revolting looking with that pointless, vaguely sinister hook on their butt, and they are always lurking where you want them least. Any time you go looking through some boxes for some forgotten delight, earwigs always spoil it. What are they doing in there? Chewing on old dander? Plus they have a disgusting name.
You like earwigs? You can have them. Just keep them out of my stuff.
Have you ever heard the story of the ugly duckling?!
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Maverick]
#7643639 - 11/16/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Come on, we're not talking about caterpillars here. Earwigs are born hideous and stay hideous. Anyway, the message of The Ugly Duckling is not that it's OK to be ugly, it's that it's OK to be ugly if you're going to transform into something beautiful later.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: pong]
#7643721 - 11/16/07 11:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
pong said: i fucking hate earwigs.
they and long ass centi/milipedes are the only ones that i will go out of my way to destroy.
fuck earwigs the other day i opened my textbook and one was inside WTF?
You are a fucking idiot. Period.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: BIGSWANG]
#7643984 - 11/16/07 12:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is hilarious 
Do I have any earwig stories? 
Do you?
How does ear + wig = earwig?
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Plok]
#7644010 - 11/16/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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First off, Individual, your avatar had me cracking up for some time.
Second, I have never been hurt in anyway by an earwig, so I don't mind them too much, but I dislike running into them in surprising ways.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Plok]
#7644013 - 11/16/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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one time i went to haul up my bed sheets and 2 earwigs were there, bastards were probably having sex untill i walked in.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: Plok]
#7644019 - 11/16/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've also been afraid of earwigs for a long time. they look so sinister and dangerous. I forgot who told me that earwigs crawl into your ear but that was at the root of my fear of them. I'm not so afraid of them now that I have to kill them on site or go to a different room. Tell us more about the noble earwig Maverick!
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Quote:
VisionsToReality said:
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pong said: i fucking hate earwigs.
they and long ass centi/milipedes are the only ones that i will go out of my way to destroy.
fuck earwigs the other day i opened my textbook and one was inside WTF?
You are a fucking idiot. Period.
making restarted assumptions again?
you seriously need to work on your educated guessing skills. cus i am no idiot.
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Re: I love Earwigs! [Re: pong]
#7644509 - 11/16/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck earwigs, I hate bugs if I ever see any bugs I will kill them.
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Bugs are neat.
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