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Re: Ebay brides (USA) [Re: z_x_x_z]
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holy shit check out the testimonials. pimpin isnt dead!!!!


"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

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Re: Ebay brides (USA) [Re: rickpsfuckyou]
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Fake:
http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/

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Re: Ebay brides (USA) [Re: rickpsfuckyou]
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rickpsfuckyou said:
...Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down...


It's called puberty. These aren't exactly candidates for Parent Of The Year... :smirk:

Seriously though, after reading some of those testimonials, I'm beginning to think this is some kind of put-up job. At first, I thought it might be legit as some kind of deluded Christian thing...


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Re: Ebay brides (USA) [Re: Papaver]
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Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

HAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ebay brides (USA) [Re: Innominate]
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Innominate said:
Fake:
http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/


LOL. I though it was a dateline scam, not a steal your money scam.


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"If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

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Re: Ebay brides (USA) [Re: Papaver]
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Papaver said:
Man, this stuff is amusing... :grin:

However, mathematically, this might work out. If she's a breeder, and I could keep my costs down, then I could put new sixteen-year-olds on the market starting in seventeen years, and realize a tidy profit...

/me opens up VISICALC and crunches some numbers...

PS: Chris Hanson, I'm just joking, man. Get a sense of humor already...


HFY! :rofl2:


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