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Ellis Dee
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Ebay brides (USA)

#7374920 - 09/06/07 05:30 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

Keep in mind, this is in America.

That's why the high prices.

Eastern European brides are much discounted and hard working too.

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Papaver
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7374935 - 09/06/07 05:33 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

"503 Service Temporarily Unavailable" :frown:

:frown:

Damn, I was looking for a good domestic mail-order bride too...

Oh well, back to my plans of adopting a seventeen-year-old Ukranian girl...

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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Papaver]
#7374951 - 09/06/07 05:36 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

LMAO!

:grin:

That's funny as hell. Way to cash-in on your poor-parenting skills...

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Kristin J.
Age: 16,
Location: South
Bride Price: $49,995

Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

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Ellis Dee
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Papaver]
#7374952 - 09/06/07 05:36 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

It works for me.

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jewunit
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Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio

Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Papaver]
#7374953 - 09/06/07 05:37 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, and she's like the most expensive one.
You KNOW that bitch is gonna cheat.

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TruuBeeezzy
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Registered: 06/20/07
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7374955 - 09/06/07 05:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Rail_Gun said:

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

hard working too.

Wait they actually stick around and do WORK? How long do they stay?

They could have atleast put some pretty girls on that site :mad:

:mad:

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jewunit
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: TruuBeeezzy]
#7374957 - 09/06/07 05:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, they're like 14, give them a few years.

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Ellis Dee
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7374962 - 09/06/07 05:39 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Anna R .
Age: 17 ½,
Location: Northeast

Bride Price:
$3,995 Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl. When she turns 18 she will age out of the foster system and will have to move out and is looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his.

That ones a bargain, but you get whatyou pay for...

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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: jewunit]
#7374964 - 09/06/07 05:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Holy shit i didn't notice that. Wow i could not marry a 14 yr. stranger. Or pay 20k for a kid.

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Ellis Dee
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: jewunit]
#7374965 - 09/06/07 05:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

jewunit said:

Dude, they're like 14, give them a few years.

I'm Chris Hanson, with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on adults who meet kids online.

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Ellis Dee
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: TruuBeeezzy]
#7374970 - 09/06/07 05:42 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

TruuBeeezzy said:

Holy shit i didn't notice that. Wow i could not marry a 14 yr. stranger. Or pay 20k for a kid.

That depends on what state you live in. Some states you can marry a 14 year old.

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"If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon

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TruuBeeezzy
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7374972 - 09/06/07 05:42 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Rail_Gun said:

jewunit said:

Dude, they're like 14, give them a few years.

I'm Chris Hanson, with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on adults who meet kids online.

LMAO

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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7375032 - 09/06/07 06:02 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

So where did you meet your wife?

Oh I didn't meet her, I bought her for $20,000 off some website.

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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7375039 - 09/06/07 06:04 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Rail_Gun said:

jewunit said:

Dude, they're like 14, give them a few years.

I'm Chris Hanson, with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on adults who meet kids online.

The second I saw the ages listed I instantly just thought "to catch a predator".

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Papaver
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: TruuBeeezzy]
#7375043 - 09/06/07 06:06 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Man, this stuff is amusing... :grin:

:grin:

Here we go, now all I need is $80,000 and a change of residency to Alabama or Utah... :smirk:

:smirk:

Quote:

Marissa J.
Age: 16,
Location: South

Bride Price: $79,995

Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.

However, mathematically, this might work out. If she's a breeder, and I could keep my costs down, then I could put new sixteen-year-olds on the market starting in seventeen years, and realize a tidy profit...

/me opens up VISICALC and crunches some numbers...

PS: Chris Hanson, I'm just joking, man. Get a sense of humor already...

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automan
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7375112 - 09/06/07 06:24 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Rail_Gun said:

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

this will definitely "marr your daughter" for life

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ToTheSummit
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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: automan]
#7375131 - 09/06/07 06:29 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

automan said:

Rail_Gun said:

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

this will definitely "marr your daughter" for life

Heh. Nice catch.

Maybe I'll get one for my wife on our next anniversary. Unlike another piece of jewlery its a present we could both enjoy! :smirk:

:smirk:

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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Stizzle]
#7375146 - 09/06/07 06:35 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Katelyn F.
Age: 14,
Location: Caribbean

Bride Price:
$24,995 Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet! She got her SCUBA ticket at 12 and she can pull more than her weight as crew on any kind of boat or ship. She tells us she’s tired of dry land and that’s she’s looking for a husband who works on, by or in the water.

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[Re: automan]
#7375171 - 09/06/07 06:42 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Ebay brides (USA)

[Re: Ellis Dee]
#7375204 - 09/06/07 06:50 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Edit: in retrospect, young pussy = best pussy

Edited by TheCow (09/06/07 07:00 PM)

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