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mr_kite
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bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

#6937753 - 05/19/07 07:47 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

These monkeys live for sex. And Im talking filthy sex. Mother and son, father daughter, gay monkey action is taken for granted and one bonobo will quickly jump from one bonobo to another, fucking away the day.

Check out this quote about gay bonobo action:

"Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot). One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position. A special form of frot called "rump rubbing" occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacks together.

:shocked:

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Teragon
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

[Re: mr_kite]
#6937756 - 05/19/07 07:49 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

i like how you only quoted the gay monkey part. faggotry much?

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Revelation
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

[Re: Teragon]
#6937758 - 05/19/07 07:51 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

GOD HATEZ MONKEYS

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Teragon
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

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#6937760 - 05/19/07 07:53 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

GOD ISN'T REAL

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mr_kite
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

[Re: Teragon]
#6937763 - 05/19/07 07:56 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

No its just funnier. They didnt have anything on mother/daughter action.

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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

[Re: mr_kite]
#6937778 - 05/19/07 08:09 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

lol - i have seen footage of these guys on PBS - they literally hang out all day eating and rubbing each other and occasionally getting up to take a crap.
ahhhhh....thats livin'

OoD

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WildLASER
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

[Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
#6937807 - 05/19/07 08:29 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahahah , thats fucking awesome!

wow, what intelligent monkeys, they have it all figured out, I'm tellin ya!

then again, many humans aren't much different, but most fuck it up...

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biggysmall
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

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#6937858 - 05/19/07 09:21 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

i love how these monkies are horny beasts but to tell you the truth.......

im very glad human males dont do this... i dont know about you guys.... but i would rather not penis fence and rub my balls together with multiple guys....

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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: bonobos - the best monkey in the world?

[Re: biggysmall]
#6937975 - 05/19/07 10:28 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

biggysmall said:

penis fence

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