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Any poker players online wanna stake me in?
    #6768985 -

Well I have had so many bills lately that I can't afford to deposit. I had to withdraw all my poker money to pay the bills.
Well here is the deal, what ever you stake me for I will pay you back double within 2 weeks or less.
Msg me on AIM if interested: TheRahie

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Rahie]
    #6768995 -

sounds like someone has a gambling problem.

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: usg543]
    #6768997 -

I enjoy playing poker so much, play money isn't the same, people are so retarded with play money.

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Rahie]
    #6769969 -

How long have you been playing poker ? What variant ? How much is your overall balance ?
If you have no money left for real life, it sounds like that you have lost much in gambling, doesn't it ?


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Though lovers be lost love shall not  And death shall have no dominion
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"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Martin Luther King, Jr.
'Acceptance is the absolute key - at that moment you gain freedom and you gain power and you gain courage'

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Rahie]
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Rahie said:
I enjoy playing poker so much, play money isn't the same, people are so retarded with play money.



Play with real people for nickels and dimes. Fuck online poker... it's only half the game.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Rahie]
    #6769984 -

Rahie said:
Well I have had so many bills lately that I can't afford to deposit. I had to withdraw all my poker money to pay the bills.
Well here is the deal, what ever you stake me for I will pay you back double within 2 weeks or less.
Msg me on AIM if interested: TheRahie



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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6769989 -

Give him some money.

U R Rich.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6769998 -

Your 2007 Cy Young Award Winner is...

Carl Pavano.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6770030 -

Santa Anna.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6770032 -

Either Santana or Lackey.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6770035 -

FUCK.

Gotta love the first pitch single from Jason Marquis.

DOOM.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6770044 -

That extra innings package is amazing. I was gonna hang out with my roommate tonight but instead I am gonna watch like six games at once.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6770056 -

Joe Buck has this crappy radio ad I keep hearing...

Where he goes on and on about being the "Velvety Smooth Voice of Baseball"...

Those are his actual words...

And then he talks about how great the Extra Innings package is, and how you can watch 8 games on one screen...

I remember thinking "Who the fuck watches 8 games at once?"

Thanks...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6770068 -

:lol:  I won't be watching 8 on one screen...but I'll definitely be flipping back and forth between a few...but mainly I'll be watching Pettitte hopefully right the ship.

This thread is MLB territory now, bitches..


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6770075 -

I'm skipping class right now.

:shocked:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6770079 -

Sure must hurt to be a Cubs fan.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6770092 -

Its kind of like a thin scar...

It hurts all the time, but at least people think you're hardcore...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Rahie]
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Everyone here shouldn't be so quick to judge this individual as a gambler. Everything depends. Depends on his job:

Does his job even pay him enough to support himself?
I know for a fact that mine doesn't. I AM ON EI. FUCK THIS BS. (read my other thread for more details)
How big a hole his lifestyle may create for bills?
What he does to be broke?


As far as poker goes:

What stakes does he play at?
Does he stay consistent at it?
Is he a true gambler?
Is he a fucking moron?
Is he a good player?
Is he playing out of his league?
Is he a consistent winner or loser?

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I play low stakes on full tilt. I am responsible with it and I am a consistent winner. Like a batting average, it's over the long haul.

Asking a question like you are here in this community is asking the wrong question to mostly the wrong people. Most will label you as a gambler. You must have done it on impulse while in desperation in the heat of the moment. Good luck finding someone to spot you a roll to work with. We know nothing about your playing style.


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KTHXBai2YoU

Horse_Meister


Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: Horse_Meister]
    #6770258 -

Horse_Meister said:
Everyone here shouldn't be so quick to judge this individual as a gambler. Everything depends. Depends on his job:

Does his job even pay him enough to support himself?
I know for a fact that mine doesn't. I AM ON EI. FUCK THIS BS. (read my other thread for more details)
How big a hole his lifestyle may create for bills?
What he does to be broke?


As far as poker goes:

What stakes does he play at?
Does he stay consistent at it?
Is he a true gambler?
Is he a fucking moron?
Is he a good player?
Is he playing out of his league?
Is he a consistent winner or loser?

---------

I play low stakes on full tilt. I am responsible with it and I am a consistent winner. Like a batting average, it's over the long haul.

Asking a question like you are here in this community is asking the wrong question to mostly the wrong people. Most will label you as a gambler. You must have done it on impulse while in desperation in the heat of the moment. Good luck finding someone to spot you a roll to work with. We know nothing about your playing style.



if you don't have money to pay bills, you shouldn't being playing online poker for money.

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Re: Any poker players online wanna stake me in? [Re: usg543]
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Got to love the negativity at The Shroomery. Thank you to everyone that was cool.
I am a consistent player and a profitable one. Been playing online for around 2 1/2 years. Couple points I was almost at professional level.
I Usually play medium stakes 1$/2$ 2$/4$ 3$/6$
The highest limits I played at was 5$/10$

I am a serious player and have read tons of books on it, and really study the game. My live game is amazing, and I usually win with that.
Lately life has been throwing blows at me and I have been paying ton of bills.

If you need more info about my personal life MSG me on AIM: TheRahie
I am not going to give it here so assholes can fucking pick at me.
Amazing how many dick heads are on the shroomery........

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