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EASTER, A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE
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Today, most blood relatives are out of town.

So, I have IN-LAWS & neighborhood folks over.
For BBQ & Easter egg hunt.

I have a wet bar, many adults helped themselves to.

Result, drunk adult jumps on trampoline.
Shoots 5 small children off...onto yard & hard landing. :thumbdown:

Drunk adult spills BBQ ribs & sauce on $5000 Oriental rug.:thumbdown:

Male neighbor on east, tries to grope female neighbor from west side.

Someones child dropped a spoon down the garbage disposal.
And, turned it ON. Now, it's jambed tight.

Someones child tried to flush a softball down a toilet.

Adult falls in hot-tub, then pukes in it.

List list goes on & on & on.

Just gotta love EASTER EGG HUNTS, at your house, NOT.


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Re: EASTER, A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE [Re: agar]
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This is why I don't interact with my neighbors :grin:

And the number one rule to remember is DONT EVER HAVE PARTIES AT YOUR HOUSE unless its a scum hole to begin with.


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Re: EASTER, A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE [Re: agar]
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Dude thats fucked.. And all you were tryin to do was get high...


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Re: EASTER, A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE [Re: agar]
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Man I would have flipped the hell out already.


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Re: EASTER, A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE [Re: 2859558484]
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oh man.. that fucking blows hard. $5000 oriental rug!?!?! that's insane.

at least you can take solace in the fact that you're a great guy for throwing this for these people, even if they were a bit overly enthusiastic to take advantage of it.

how're the kids that got launched off the trampoline? no broken bones, right?


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Re: EASTER, A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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super duper fun!

i spent easter driving back to VA from NJ, then once i got here i drove straight home and started studying for my accounting exam.

what a happy holiday!

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