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My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours
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!WTF!


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: eligal]
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youre counting?


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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: ZippoZ]
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Yea... :rasta:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: eligal]
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Sometimes if I drink too much liquor, no matter how much water I drink, I won't piss...?

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: irascible_raunch]
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Why are you telling me this??

(And why the hell wont you piss??!! I gotta piss like every 3mins when Im drunk.)


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: eligal]
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ask your roomate why? come on now.

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: Skunk420]
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Na, he hasnt showered either, Im afraid to get close.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: eligal]
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dehydration, maybe an illness?
Im going to play some video games..ill still be around, but not as much.

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: eligal]
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your rommate boutght some cid from me


dont even ask me what i put inna dat shit
he aint gonna shit foreva


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where my drugs at, poach monkey



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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: Skunk420]
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My roommates are my sister, and my best friend of five years. I am sorry for you all.

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: irascible_raunch]
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my roomarte the bitchez i fucked 2nite
we in a cherokee too
woot

i be rdin wit da cherokee bitches;
looks like i cracked high society


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where my drugs at, poach monkey



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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: irascible_raunch]
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irascible_raunch said:
My roommates are my sister, and my best friend of five years. I am sorry for you all.


Sorry doesnt cut it... Youre gonna have to move in with me and bring your sista with you.


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: eligal]
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I can go longer than 7 hours without a bathroom break if need be. I've worked entire 9 hour shifts without ever stopping to take a piss.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: Konnrade]
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10 hours of school without bathroom breaks, 2 majors and all that, I dislike public restrooms as I dont know who was in there.


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Shrowded in an angelic white veil of darkness
~Frosty Storm~

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: Frosty_Storm]
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and whoz lookin at yo penor
fag


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where my drugs at, poach monkey



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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: shroomhead0069]
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its your birthday again? wasnt that days ago..:lol:

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: Skunk420]
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dayz ago...segues into i fucked ur mom


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where my drugs at, poach monkey



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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: shroomhead0069]
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:lol: what did you say again?

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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: Skunk420]
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yea i fucked her
what you gonna do aboutit?

she couldnt stop eatin my bag bro
taht bitch was in an out on my nutz

and she cummed more than me
dat bitch was fuczup


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Re: My roommate hasnt gone to the bathroom in last 7 hours [Re: shroomhead0069]
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shuddup and learn how to type.. and you must be 60 years old, to want my momma, that is how old she is.

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