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cats are demons in disguise. beware.
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i have nothing better to do right now so i'll share a story.

years back i had a cat and was bored. i had always suspected that cats are super intelligent and sent down to earth from another planet/hell to learn our ways & destroy us. anyway i was a kid and there were no other people in my house that time so i thought i'd start talking to my cat. seriously talking, like to another person. the cat was sleeping so i went and sat down next to him and said that i knew that he could understand me and so on. i did this with a calm voice and looked into his eyes. this went on for a few minutes, i held a whole monologue with him. finally i believed all i said and that way got more forceful and convincing in tone. suddenly the cat hissed (never ever did that before), a putrid stench filled the room and the cat ran like hell to another room. and i'm not talking about a bad smell or anything: it was a stench of a rotting corpse or worse. i thought the cat got diarrhea or something, but there was no excrements anywhere and the smell just stayed at that place where i and the cat had our "talk". it was so evil and malignant i slept with my eyes open that night & was freaked out.

i have never tried that with my new cat but that incident confirmed my opinion of cats as demonic motherfuckers :laugh:


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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I happen to like demons.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Cats are demons from other planets? I think I'll pass on the chance to accept your theory, but I would have almost agreed in this video clip:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f81695080


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Darkcloud]
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Fuck cats, get a dog.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: blewmeanie]
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i have a dog.

almost all cats are born with OCD. that's my theory.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Dude, the cat was sleeping and you woke it up by talking to it. Prolly scared the hell out of Mr. Kitty. My cats all fart when they get scared.

You scared your cat and he farted. The end.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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b0red5tiff said:
years back i had a cat and was bored.


same here :grin:



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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Ajna4201]
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Ajna4201 said:
Dude, the cat was sleeping and you woke it up by talking to it. Prolly scared the hell out of Mr. Kitty. My cats all fart when they get scared.

You scared your cat and he farted. The end.


nope. you didn't smell it. that was the smell of a grave from hell being unearthed by the demon legions of styx.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Try humming really deeply at a cat. They hate that, it makes them go crazy if you do it right.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Fuck cats, get a dog.


Pretty sure that's against the law buddy. And not in the "Damn the man, fight the establishment", good kind of way either.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: unbeliever]
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Dont tell me what to do, its my god given right to molest cats. lol:thumbup:


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Did you know that if you die in your house, a cat will start eating your face within hours of running out of food, whereas a dog will wait until the brink of starvation before feasting on your rotten corpse.


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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This guy I know likes cats because they're evil

All of his used to act like him in that they were always pissed off and didn't like anybody

I miss that guy


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Re: cats are demons in disguise. beware. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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b0red5tiff said:
i have never tried that with my new cat but that incident confirmed my opinion of cats as demonic motherfuckers :laugh:


:lol:

Great story!

I once had a really freaked out lsd trip that concerned a cat and all of the evil in the world.:toomuchacid:


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