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Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy?
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I recently got HBO and you know late at night they show cheap erotic thrillers and shit. So I'm thinking 'Great! Boobies!' and tune in for a wank.

But the women are always so totally fucking unsexy it blows my mind. I know they have fairly decent budgets, obviously quite a bit more than straight fuck flicks so my only conclusion is that people actually find these women attractive. First off, the legal age is 18, right? So what's up with all these 30 something bitches? I mean I don't have anything against women in their thirties or anything but for Christ's sake, 18 or 20 or 21 is gonna look way hotter than 35. Secondly, why the fuck do they have to cover their faces with so much make-up that you can't even see them? Why would any man rather look at paint and powder instead the actual skin of a woman? And lastly, and most importantly, who the fuck could possibly think fake boobs look good? News flash! There's already millions of years of genetic programming giving me a huge predisposition towards REAL TITS. Tits cannot be fucking improved on!!! That weird ass frankentitty shit is so gross it makes me want to barf. Just pick any 20-year-old chick at random with little to no make-up and real tits and you'll almost always have something better to look at than some 35-year-old, super made-up, faked-titties freak show.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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probably for the same reason you post quality has been declining at a dangerously rapid rate.


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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: Banez]
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They're comedies made for amusement, not for wanking. Hardcore is for wanking.


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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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You answered your own question :wink:


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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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I think they are geared to the late night women crowd.
Kind of like watching a romance novel, come to life, boring.

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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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It's not like every woman in the world WANTS to act in those movies. The cute ones do real porn, the washed up old hags with fake everything do the fake porn.


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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: Jadian]
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Often, its just the opposite actually :wink:


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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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bbaaaaaaaaaahahha

i know. I have been moving and unpacking fora couple weeks. so i finally had a chance to watch TV fri night and i was going down the list and founf 'hotel erotica' and i thought SWEET! but, seriously, what is the point of it? bad music, bad acting, and it's like the same sex scene over and over. and you don't even see ... anything.

i laughed.


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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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It's because they spend all the money on unneccessary things like plot and storyline. All it's good for is a quick laugh. One late night "porn" I saw somehow involved a Mummy (yes, the Egyptian kind). Why and how this fit into a porn, I'll never know. But I recall thinking "I bet, somehow, that mummy gets laid". And he did.
And the worse part is they dry hump the guy's chest! When watching it, you're well aware that what they're doing wouldn't work and just seems like a bunch of idiots trying to screw.

If you want porn, use the internet. Free and better. Long live hardcore porn.

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Re: Why are late night 'HBO' style soft core porn movies so non-sexy? [Re: Sheepish]
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Yeah. I love Internet porn.

I think somehow I didn't get my main point across. What I really want to know is: Do you people really find these hideous bitches with painted on faces and fake tits sexy?

(I have to assume people do or they wouldn't be in the movies, right?)

And if they do, fucking why? That shit's fucking crass.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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