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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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For sale, the patented Papaver Wax!
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Yes indeed ladies and Gentelman, Finally avaliable to the public

    do you ever feel inadequate with your poetic attempts at speech?,

    Do you ever feel the need to ramble incoherently, but just cant pull it off?

    Did you ever feel the need to give the Bobligans a Good ol Smork?

    Do you ever feel the need for a high quality nonsensical post, but just dont have it in you?


Well today is your lucky day.

Patented Papaver Wax PPW, can fix all of that for you!

Made from a mixture of all natural depleted uranium, freshly squeezed penguin droppings, and the cremated remains of Cnn anchor Wolf blitzer (the one you see on tv is a robot replacment).

Customers have tried it and it truly works
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It was so amazingly good I had to smack my brother around witih a fresh salmon! -zippoz


I was so amazed with my new foudn smorkability that i went on and on all dang night -Geokills

All of my posts were coming out to sensical for me to be hanging out here, and then i tried the Patented Papaver Waxings, and lo and behold i created a new user name, and havent made sense yet! - HItman203

I needed a touch of the crazy to help out my panhandling, and used just a little bit, the next thing i knew i was in a mental hospital, getting 3 square meals a day, and all of it for Free, all thanks to Papavers Patented Waxings! -hella tight

I feel violated - papaver

I am not a robot - wolf blitzer (robot version)

I ran out of moose one day, and decided to use it for a bit of hair gell, well lo and behold it turned it into a Giant talking Fro with a jewish accent! - Onemorerobot2032
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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! [Re: ZippoZ]
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zippoz said:
Did you ever feel the need to give the Bobligans a Good ol Smork?




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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! [Re: ZippoZ]
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But, I do feel violated... :smirk: :wink:

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Genuine Papaver Wax™ -- Made From The Finest Unborn Queenless Bees!


Order yours today!

Extracting wasps from stings in flight. Who killed Mr. Moonlight...




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Re: For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! [Re: Papaver]
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take 2 quaaludes and a six pack and you just may be  :smirk:


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Re: For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I haven't seen a quaalude in over two decades. I thought they were extinct -- long dead and condensed into the boggy fossil fuels that power the cars of the new dinosaurs...


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Re: For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! [Re: Papaver]
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for the most part, they are :frown:

I hear rumors of them in south america


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Re: For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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to the bus!


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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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