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InvisiblePapaverS
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The Papaver Foundation!
    #3172780 - 09/24/04 12:32 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

At the Papaver Foundation we do a lot of work with wayward girls and substance abuse research. It?s long and tiring work, but we love it. Please help us in our work.

Please send us a check, or any disused pornography, surgical tubing, ace bandages, or expired pharmaceuticals, that you may have on hand. We?ll see that your donations find a good home.

Thanks for caring! :laugh:

If you?re a wayward girl, then please call our toll-free hotline. We want to help. Really, we do. You can trust us... :wink:



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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3172801 - 09/24/04 12:37 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:shocked:


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InvisibleMerkin
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3172810 - 09/24/04 12:38 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dude.!


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3172842 - 09/24/04 12:45 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'll donate my VW decorated with barbie-doll heads! :crazy2:


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #3172857 - 09/24/04 12:47 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

We?ll take it!

Doll parts always attract the little goth girls! :cool:

They need to be saved...

Here is a view of our warehouse for vocational therapy involving postmodern collage technique with doll-parts...





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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3172938 - 09/24/04 01:04 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i have this ball of lint?


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: oDin]
    #3172970 - 09/24/04 01:09 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

That might find use in our petting zoo. We have an extensive collection of exotic animals for the girls to ride and pet...



I?m gonna ride my llama
From Peru to Texarkana
I wanna ride him good
In my old neighborhood
I?m gonna ride him good
In my old neighborhood.

I?d like to take a walk
But not around the block
I really got some news
I met a man from Mars.
He picked up all my guitars
And played me traveling songs.

And when we got on ship
He brought out
something for the trip
And said, It?s old but it?s good
Like any other primitive would.


--Neil Young


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3173089 - 09/24/04 01:37 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Does the foundation have an official sitar player?





Something to sooth the girls' wayward souls?


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3173108 - 09/24/04 01:43 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

cool <3

btw all the llamas i have met had uber bad breath


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: oDin]
    #3173130 - 09/24/04 01:49 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Lamas have a long history of halitosis.



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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3173886 - 09/24/04 08:20 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Alright, I'm visiting; who's coming with me?


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3174780 - 09/24/04 01:47 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'll donate my time.... and energy.


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Papaver]
    #3174795 - 09/24/04 01:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'm looking for a job, pappy!

Did you read that news about how semen is an anti-depressant? I'm sure I could be of some help to these "wayward girls" :wink:


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: trendal]
    #3175049 - 09/24/04 03:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

*thinks to self "Hell, I've got semen!"*

BN


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: BigNerd]
    #3176778 - 09/24/04 10:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



Sacrifices must be made
for these girls
once they played with dolls
now with their own lives....


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Re: The Papaver Foundation! [Re: Hooty]
    #3176842 - 09/24/04 11:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



We give them a place to go
We give them things to eat
This ain?t no picture show
Our service can?t be beat.



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