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Poetic Justice at its best
    #5917822 - 07/31/06 06:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Here, I lord Morgoth, son of Hephisto God of creation itself…
Here, I the great lord Morgoth sit.
I sit lonely, because only a few know of me, yet I am a great lord.
Lordship entitles me to great power, and great responsibility.
Both of which come with large amounts of a envy from those below you.
When that envy becomes so great, you lose friends
That’s right, I lord Morgoth have few friends.
Despite the fact I am the ruler of the 5th dimension, I lack the greatest asset of all beings.
There are only a few beings who can comprehend the 5th dimension that which I rule over.
The mice, the elves, the KKK, and George Bush Jr.
¾ of those living organisms I don’t give a fuck about.
With the slight of a finger I could banish any one of them to the realm of complete abyss.
But without them, I’m lonely. With them, I’m less lonely than before.
This long, long experience has taught me to find the good in beings, because you don’t always choose who you live with.
Seriously now, what the fuck? I can kill people with the slight of hand, but I can’t create people?
Jesus, why can’t I do that? Why have thou stolen my fame from thy lord?
I want to be able to lift people from death, or transport them to my time… if only I had that power.
I’d summon Maynard James Keneen to my side. I’d get him to harp off his thoughts in poetic form whilst Paul d'Amour plays a constant stream of rhythmic bass tones.
That would sooth some amount of boredom. Plato, I’d bring Plato back. He’ll I’d bring some of the greatest thinkers in the world back.
You know it was once said that if the dead could talk war would end, a powerful statement I do say so myself.
Did those necromancers never get their shit together and raise shit from the dead yet?
Humanity is in the fucking 21st century, you’d think they’d have mastered raising the dead already, instead of using the internet to watch all kinds of sex people fantasize about yet are too ashamed to persue.
Alas, I’m the sad bastard child of a great god, and a lesser being. God knows what though.
I have fucking goat feet, yet a human upper body, and a godly brain. Err I mean a brain of a schizo… Arggg fuck you guys. I’m lonely. A lonely god, in my own dimension.
Guess I’ll go get Bush and the mice to re-act Gettysburg again.
Bush better get his fucking shit together. We had a poor showing for the confederacy last time. That bastard sucks at this shit, but the KKK are worse. Last time they brought real guns. I couldn’t rez half the mice that died in that battle.
TTYL ALL BYEEYEYEYEYEYE.


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Re: Poetic Justice at its best [Re: Capless]
    #5917828 - 07/31/06 06:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I read the first three lines and my brain turned its self off.

Sounds like some D and D bullshit


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: Poetic Justice at its best [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5917832 - 07/31/06 06:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No man. Its the adderoll speaking. I think. Wait. No. Yes. Just read it. Its the only thing in the world that will make your penis larger without the use of herbal medicines that they sell through poorly written emails.


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Embrace this moment. Remember, We are eternal.
all this pain is an illusion...."


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Re: Poetic Justice at its best [Re: Capless]
    #5917834 - 07/31/06 06:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i just read it and now my cock is like 12 inches. Thats too much dick. How do I trim it back just a bit?


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: Poetic Justice at its best [Re: Capless]
    #5917851 - 07/31/06 07:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Scissors.


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