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KingOftheThing
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you can buy celebrity shit online
#5915295 - 07/30/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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literally, actual fecal matter and dry skin flakes from celebs. how gross. http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/film.htm
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RandalFlagg
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5915323 - 07/30/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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How can you be assured that the fecal matter is legit?
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tomk
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5915329 - 07/30/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a madonna pap smear i bought in texas.
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5915330 - 07/30/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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1. Shit in a can. 2. Claim it's from suchandsuch Celeb 3. Profit!
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KingOftheThing
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5915333 - 07/30/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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buy some and taste it. only $92 for jack black poop, it a steal
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RandalFlagg
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5915337 - 07/30/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think I'd rather have Robin William's or Burt Reynold's fecal matter. Think I should get some? I wonder if it smells bad.
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unbeliever
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5915342 - 07/30/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: I think I'd rather have Robin William's or Burt Reynold's fecal matter. Think I should get some? I wonder if it smells bad.
I bet if you asked nicely you could get it free from some celebs. Like I bet Lil'Kim would shit in your mouth if you caught her in a good mood.
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: unbeliever]
#5915387 - 07/30/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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speaking of which, i have nicole kidman's coffee cup from the trash can if anyone wants to figure out how to sell it for me.
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: truekimbo2]
#5915398 - 07/30/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha if you could cultivate with like 40 different famous peoples poo (cultivate shrooms), then you could sell it for 400% as much!!!
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5915436 - 07/30/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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They also have Sammy Hagar urine.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5915445 - 07/30/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: How can you be assured that the fecal matter is legit?
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How do you/I know these specimens from the listed celebrity?
All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. As a last resort, we will attempt to verify our specimens by comparing our test results to various body-fluid tests conducted during periods of the individual’s incarceration, if available. Each specimen comes with a certificate of authenticity. We ensure our customers will receive a quality product.
I guess you could sue the fuck out of them it wasn't.
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5915447 - 07/30/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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the best sloganizer for you i have ever read: <<have a break, have a hella>>
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RandalFlagg
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5915609 - 07/30/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: They also have Sammy Hagar urine.
You mean that Cabo Wabo tequila that he makes?
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: truekimbo2]
#5915622 - 07/30/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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truekimbo2 said: speaking of which, i have nicole kidman's coffee cup from the trash can if anyone wants to figure out how to sell it for me.
Some fool will probably pay big bucks for that on E-Bay.
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Re: you can buy celebrity shit online [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5915802 - 07/30/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think that shits for growing celebrity shrooms. and the skin cells are for cloning.
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