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and there I am looking at this naked seven-or-so-year-old French boy and I scream shit! and give him a dirty look and run back to my room thinking first that I should have remembered to say merde

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i LOLed so hard!

it reminded me when i was 13 and sent on a Bar Mitzva toure to europe...
they brought us to this big ass Toys are us in london and there was this crazy arcade downstairs with a virtual reality 3D machine (i don't remember what it was exectly but i was thrilled as hell to be trying out this new thing!) i had to brake my 10 pound note for the machine using some sort of ATM type machine where you stick the bill in and the coins go out... so i fumble with this thing trying to figure out why it wouldn't take the note and some guy comes over to help me out so i bend over to collect the coins thinking he's got it figured out when i realize he took me money and started walking away...
he noticed i saw him and started running up the stairs (leading straight to the exit) i started chasing him (i even reached him and tore his shirt but he got away) went passed the gaurd at the door which didn't even notice i was chacing the guy... after about ten seconds out the door i gave up the chace cuz he was clearly faster then me and i didn't have much to do even if i did catch him, but i thought might as well let him know what i think so i screamed at the top of my lungs "BEN ZONA!!!@$@#%@$@" he actually turned around and gave me a puzzled look 

i was so pissed at my self for not cursing him in english 

almost forgot...
i never got to go on that machine, i went into the securety room to watch the tapes and see if i can ID the guy and by the time we were finished we all had to leave!

OneMoreRobot3021 said:

TM said:

You always have The Shroomery.

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Right. Except I'm gonna be backpacking across Europe and avoiding technology as much as possible.

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Riiiiight!

I knew you couldn't stay away.

Nice pics, except your ugly face.