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TrancedShroom
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Sunday at the beach. Please comment.
#5690973 - 05/30/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, my Memorial Day weekend was alright. I drank, smoked some herb with some people I just met, and did some coke with a guy next door that owns a second house like us at the beach.
Well anyways to my story. I was walking up the beach with my brother to get some munchie food from a 1950's place(by the way, the fucking bomb!), well we got there and sat at the bar by two pretty hott girls. Well a guy came in that I saw outside when whipping his little base model Honda Civic around to park, rudely pulls the chair next to me out disturbing my high and meal.
Well he sits between the two girls and I and whips out a seemingly good wad of money out. He takes the $20 bill out and tells the waitress to pay for the two girls' meal, and had a bunch of $1 bills left in the wad(big balla). The girls told him thank you and pretty much dissed him after he asked them out.
Well I felt compelled to say something, so I said, "Next time don't take no for an answer." He told me in a macho voice, " you just sit right there and shut the fuck up, I get more pussy then you will ever get." I disagreed considering the fact that two bitches dissed him when he spent his only 20 on their meal and got nothing out of it. So I let it be.
Well the waitress came back to him and said what happened and he told her and then said, "now I got Don Won telling me how to pimp." I told him to shut the fuck up and he stood up like he was going to beat my ass(very unlikely, but OK). So I proceeded to sit there and asked him what he was going to do.
This part is embarrassing. He took him rather tasty Philly steak and Cheese and told me to shit the fuck down and eat, and shoved the sandwich all in my face. I was pissed and practically threw his ass over 3 chairs onto the feet of people standing in line. He gets back up and doesn't do anything but make stupid ass threats. A guy breaks us up before we could get into it. Long story short he pussed out when he told me to come outside.
By the way I didn't start anything, this guy was one of those people who Mom and Dad spoiled and thought he was King.
Do you think I did the right thing?
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5690981 - 05/30/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you played it better than I would have (the guy would have had a knife in his gut if it was me)
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5690986 - 05/30/06 02:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like a fag to me.
Maybe he wanted to bribe the girls into leaving so he could put the moves on you.
I would have fucked him up. I'd grab any wet or messy food I could find and bath his ass in it. How about a nice mustard hair wash, and ketchup all over the rest of him after he's knocked out.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5690987 - 05/30/06 02:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should have knocked him out.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5690988 - 05/30/06 02:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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TrancedShroom said: Do you think I did the right thing?
Only if you like drama, otherwise I would have never engaged in any kind of exchange with a person like that.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: 40oz]
#5690991 - 05/30/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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no he should have knocked him out, taken his wallet, and then stolen his shit ass car and fucked it all to hell
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5690993 - 05/30/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would have done the same thing about fucking with him, but he he shoved anything in my face I would have thrown punches.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: BLAST_420]
#5690994 - 05/30/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good call 
I'd then proceed to take his identity and cash a bunch of fake checks under his name.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: eris]
#5691003 - 05/30/06 02:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dont forget to make some credit cards and to sell his SS# to some mexican
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TrancedShroom
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: eris]
#5691007 - 05/30/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude was broke, besides the roll of $1 bills he had. I pushed him hoping for him to make a move(I am on probation and had a 1/2 ounce of weed on me) and just beat his ass and said it was self-defense. But yea, that shit was degrading getting a sandwich in my face. I guess he didn't think I would do anything considering he thought he was big(by the way the bigger they are the harder they fall over bar stools)LOL! I do wish he could have been ouside like he promised, but he bailed like a bitch. I am going back down there this weekend, and he lives down there. So believe me, if I see that cunt(as long as it isn't around people who will call the po-pos on me) I will throw him a beatin'.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5691014 - 05/30/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you could have called self defence, you can call it self defence even if the fucker just made a verbal threat to you
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5691015 - 05/30/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hgahahahahahaha! kids
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5691036 - 05/30/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Of course you did the right thing. He fucked with you like a bitch and you smacked him like a bitch. I'd say at this point you should call it even, though. No point going to war with the guy over bullshit like this. Just do what you have to to assert yourself, like you did, but any further aggression on your part makes you the asshole.
So let it drop.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5691042 - 05/30/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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TrancedShroom said: Well, my Memorial Day weekend was alright. I drank, smoked some herb with some people I just met, and did some coke with a guy next door that owns a second house like us at the beach.
Well anyways to my story. I was walking up the beach with my brother to get some munchie food from a 1950's place(by the way, the fucking bomb!), well we got there and sat at the bar by two pretty hott girls. Well a guy came in that I saw outside when whipping his little base model Honda Civic around to park, rudely pulls the chair next to me out disturbing my high and meal.
Well he sits between the two girls and I and whips out a seemingly good wad of money out. He takes the $20 bill out and tells the waitress to pay for the two girls' meal, and had a bunch of $1 bills left in the wad(big balla). The girls told him thank you and pretty much dissed him after he asked them out.
Well I felt compelled to say something, so I said, "Next time don't take no for an answer." He told me in a macho voice, " you just sit right there and shut the fuck up, I get more pussy then you will ever get." I disagreed considering the fact that two bitches dissed him when he spent his only 20 on their meal and got nothing out of it. So I let it be.
Well the waitress came back to him and said what happened and he told her and then said, "now I got Don Won telling me how to pimp." I told him to shut the fuck up and he stood up like he was going to beat my ass(very unlikely, but OK). So I proceeded to sit there and asked him what he was going to do.
This part is embarrassing. He took him rather tasty Philly steak and Cheese and told me to shit the fuck down and eat, and shoved the sandwich all in my face. I was pissed and practically threw his ass over 3 chairs onto the feet of people standing in line. He gets back up and doesn't do anything but make stupid ass threats. A guy breaks us up before we could get into it. Long story short he pussed out when he told me to come outside.
By the way I didn't start anything, this guy was one of those people who Mom and Dad spoiled and thought he was King.
Do you think I did the right thing?
Don't listen to any of these hippies.
You did the right thing. You stood up like a man, and he backed down, even after acting like he was bigger and badder than you.
Good job. 5 shrooms for you.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: soulcircus]
#5691048 - 05/30/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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soulcircus said: ...what happened to turning the other cheek?
i personally don't know what i would do it would depend on my mind set at the time, i don't know if i have developed the self control yet, but hopefully in a situation like that the bigger man would leave with dignity.
I'm gonna have to say I disagree with Jesus on that point. I mean, he gave that a shot and wound up crucified. I don't think a little ass beating in Gethsemane would have been unjustified.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: quillini]
#5691148 - 05/30/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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quillini said:
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soulcircus said: ...what happened to turning the other cheek?
i personally don't know what i would do it would depend on my mind set at the time, i don't know if i have developed the self control yet, but hopefully in a situation like that the bigger man would leave with dignity.
I'm gonna have to say I disagree with Jesus on that point. I mean, he gave that a shot and wound up crucified. I don't think a little ass beating in Gethsemane would have been unjustified.

that was great. 
Oh, and to the kid who had the unfortunate encounter with that guy, I'd say you did the right thing. The minute he invaded your personal space and shoved something forceably into your face, he deserved whatever you did in retaliation. On top of it, he made himself look like a total asshole in front of those 2 girls he failed miserably at picking up.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5691174 - 05/30/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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TrancedShroom said: Do you think I did the right thing?
no, you pushed instead of punched.... but yea, Ive gottten those two confused a few times too. Just make sure to get it right next time.
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TrancedShroom
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: eligal]
#5691954 - 05/30/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea I do at times get those two actions confused.
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Re: Sunday at the beach. Please comment. [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5692155 - 05/30/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Like Blast said, you handled it better than I would have. If anyone pulled something like that with me they'd have a fork in their eye and several broken bones... And I'd probably be in jail. It's a good thing I never get into fights.
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