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Jesus is a smartass
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I had a dream a couple nights ago, where Jesus was back in town. Everyone was congregating around him and his head HQ was in my home. All he did was wow crowds with miracles, and do things like breaking a vase and putting it back together. I got pissed off that he was being a show off and ended up going for a drive with my sisters, I started to complain about jesus showing off all the time and then he appeared in the back seat and said, "I noticed your radio is broken" and the damn guy fixed it

Jesus!


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:dancing: one nigga run, two nigga run :runaway: :runaway:

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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Tattoo]
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Jesus can do that. :cool:

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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Le_Canard]
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LoL Jesus is a mechanic.


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!


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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Tattoo]
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Dude I know what you mean, I get a little annoyed when he pulls that shit. One time two summers ago, when I was inside he turned my entire pool into wine, we went swimming and got fucked up so bad, I ended up passing out and he drew a beard and crosses all over me. What a dick.

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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Animals]
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Man, Jesus can do anything!

He's like Shaq... But white


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Tattoo]
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Tattoo said:
I had a dream a couple nights ago, where Jesus was back in town. Everyone was congregating around him and his head HQ was in my home. All he did was wow crowds with miracles, and do things like breaking a vase and putting it back together. I got pissed off that he was being a show off and ended up going for a drive with my sisters, I started to complain about jesus showing off all the time and then he appeared in the back seat and said, "I noticed your radio is broken" and the damn guy fixed it

Jesus!


:lol:

That's a pretty funny dream, man.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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