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OfflineTattoo
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Jesus is a smartass
    #5462501 - 03/31/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I had a dream a couple nights ago, where Jesus was back in town. Everyone was congregating around him and his head HQ was in my home. All he did was wow crowds with miracles, and do things like breaking a vase and putting it back together. I got pissed off that he was being a show off and ended up going for a drive with my sisters, I started to complain about jesus showing off all the time and then he appeared in the back seat and said, "I noticed your radio is broken" and the damn guy fixed it

Jesus!


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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Tattoo]
    #5462518 - 03/31/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus can do that. :cool:


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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5462680 - 03/31/06 03:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

LoL Jesus is a mechanic.


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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Tattoo]
    #5463028 - 03/31/06 07:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dude I know what you mean, I get a little annoyed when he pulls that shit. One time two summers ago, when I was inside he turned my entire pool into wine, we went swimming and got fucked up so bad, I ended up passing out and he drew a beard and crosses all over me. What a dick.


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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Animals]
    #5463560 - 03/31/06 11:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Man, Jesus can do anything!

He's like Shaq... But white


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Re: Jesus is a smartass [Re: Tattoo]
    #5464594 - 03/31/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Tattoo said:
I had a dream a couple nights ago, where Jesus was back in town. Everyone was congregating around him and his head HQ was in my home. All he did was wow crowds with miracles, and do things like breaking a vase and putting it back together. I got pissed off that he was being a show off and ended up going for a drive with my sisters, I started to complain about jesus showing off all the time and then he appeared in the back seat and said, "I noticed your radio is broken" and the damn guy fixed it

Jesus!




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That's a pretty funny dream, man.


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