How to Make Bank a Week With Jedi Mind Tricks (cumulative) djfrog's Jedi mind techniques #24
Requirements: $100 dollars liquid assets 1 Busy grocery store
First, pick a time of the week that you can go to the stoe consistently when its busy. Identify a cashier with a sense of flow, which lets them work consistently and efficiently.
Like, Safeway, 6 PM.
Repeat 10 times: walk to cashier with minor purchase. ask if there is enough for $100 withdrawl make direct eye contact with cashier withdrawal $100 with purchase
Like I said, repeat this 10 times. Always use the same words, the same cashier, and speak slowly.
Now, Repeat 10 times: walk to cashier with minor purchase. make direct eye contact with cashier ask if there is enough for $100 withdrawl withdrawal $100 with purchase
For the next 5, it is very important that you maintain eye contact through the final steps. And speak slowly.
Now, Repeat 5 times: walk to cashier with minor purchase. key in withdrawal for $100 dollars make direct eye contact with cashier (slowly) ask if there is enough for $100 withdrawl (slower) as they acknowlege, confirm the transaction on the debit box
Ok you should have this down pat, now the trick is to just key in $40 cashback:
walk to cashier with minor purchase. key in withdrawal for $40 dollars make direct eye contact with cashier ask if there is enough for $100 withdrawl (slower) wave hand through air in crazy slow jedi style (slowest) as they acknowlege, confirm the transaction on the debit box they will still give you $100
You will get away with this for 3-4 times with most cashiers, still getting the $100 dollars back. Some cashiers maybe 7 or 8 times. You will see when they first notice, they break their flow. Immediately laugh and say oops maybe next time. "Thanks maybe next time." This is important, it doesn't make sense and slows their following realization of what happen. Then get out, stake out a new store. I've been doing this at many stores and have been able to quit my job. You can repeat it at many stores at once, you only need $100 which you put back in the bank afterwards.
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