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My roomie CANNOT do blow.
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I dont mean like, shouldnt. Although she probably shouldnt either.

But I picked up a lil bit earlier, just a gram. I did a line and met her and her friend at the bar. WE just got home. I'm fucking TRASHED.

I'm trying to do a line with her, I have it cut out. She literally cannot figure out how to do it. I'm laughing my ass off. She sniffles and it sounds like it should work, but she really cant do it. She just "Sniiiiiiiffff" but no dope goes up the bill.

I guess I'll have to do it all myself.

hahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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hahhahaha

is this the same roomate that gets horribly drunk then thinks, "shes a sad clown?"

:lol:


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: sui]
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damnit man, that was an easy kicker. let's try a cold sleeper. SLeeping in the cold is fun, how is it, feeling so cold out there( I should know) You must be on fire inside.

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: four_winds]
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hahhaha.

omg. she just fell in the bathtub, and cant find her way out.

lif e is hardcore interseting.

we have 2 bottles of supamitn too.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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try a straw?!?!?


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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she cant figure out a BILL. I doubt a straw will really help.

whatthefuckever.

AquA TEEN IS ON. we're cool


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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LOL


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: sui]
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i have not met anyone who could not figured out to blow. Maybe smoke it with them.

RT

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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d
u
d
e.

we really pissed off the other roomie. we went to the bar, and i think he moved out. most of his tstuff is gone.

i really confused. i honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on.

like, all his paintings and furniture is gone. but we have 6 months left on the lease? He caqnt just LEAVE.

omg. this is my last post tongith.

i 'll hit ya'l up tomoorow.

omg.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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weird.


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Damn dude. Rough night...

Some people can't cross their eyes.
Some can't wink.
Others can't snort white shit into their noses.


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You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: sui]
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Dear Madtowntripper,

I suggest you should extend your blow invitation to me, please

-thank you in advance for your concideration

xx
*suddently gets an urge for the sniffles*


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BoUnCy BaLL IS All SoUrCe OF LIGhT AnD HaPPiNeSS!!~! *bEEP* *beEP*

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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does she know that you have to plug one nostril with your finger? :smirk:


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When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry:rainbowdrink:

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: sui]
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suimush said:
hahhahaha

is this the same roomate that gets horribly drunk then thinks, "shes a sad clown?"

:lol:


hehe, man, this guy always has something intersting to say about his stuff at his house... lol.
did you read the other post about his gay roomy up and bailing on me?!?! :lol:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Infrared]
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DeepBlue42 said:
does she know that you have to plug one nostril with your finger? :smirk:


you have weak nostrils if you have to do that


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Phoshaman]
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eh...absorption is more efficient if you take slower lines as opposed to having it all go up there in an instant.


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I have considered such matters.

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Cherk]
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You should use a straw so you don't catch something. But yes, I knew someone like that too. I took the time to show him how but he juts couldn't do it. I would have to hold and move the straw for him while he snorted. And he still didn't get much.

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: EarthDroid]
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I knew somebody who had this problem. He always had to go back and snort what he missed the first time. It was actually pretty funny to watch. You have to explain to her that railing a line is exactly the same as taking a deep breath with one nostril, not just one quick snort... with that said maybe she'd have better luck doing small bumps?


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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It's like blowing your nose in reverse :laugh:

Nosing your blow


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Re: My roomie CANNOT do blow. [Re: Phoshaman]
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Phoshaman said:
DeepBlue42 said:
does she know that you have to plug one nostril with your finger? :smirk:


you have weak nostrils if you have to do that


weak nostrils?? that makes no sense.. if anything it would be weak lungs :smirk:

anyways. the best way IVE FOUND to insuff is to put a thumb over the outside of the unused nostril to plug it ( so you dont have to suck in a bunch of extra air ) .. then take half a straw and slowly sniff over the line.... as long as your dont oversniff your fine

snorting with both nostrils open can lead to under sniffing, cause theres not enough suction and alot of the powder will get caught in the front of your nose with all the hair,buggers etc..  you want to get the powder to your sinus cavity  where it is actually absorbed......


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