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nuk1m
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Erb smokers
#5287707 - 02/11/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have a drug test tomorrow and smoked massive bong loads two nights ago. (Didnt know test was coming up) Now i'm skinny and have an incredibly fast metabolism and get a ton of exercise daily. (bball player) I'm confident that I can pass this test but I wanna make 100% sure. I've been drinking a lot of water and am going to get some kind of detox thing at a smoke shop.
Here's my question, I heard that those wheat grass shots at Jamba Juice do a good job or flushing your system. Anyone have any experince with it?
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giz
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: nuk1m]
#5287721 - 02/11/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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if you drink alot of water to flush your system you should take some vitamine C so your pee gets a normal look.
3 days .. well it depends on how regular you smoke pot I think but good luck
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TM
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: giz]
#5287730 - 02/11/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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"Masive bongloads two nights ago" and you have to pee tomorrow?
Dude, you're screwed. Find some clean pee, put it in a condom, and sneak it in, between your ass ckeeks.
If u pull it off right, you'll be okay.
Your pee will fuck you over.
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gregorio
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: nuk1m]
#5287831 - 02/11/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Not that it makes a difference but I am curious---What is the test for?
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eligal
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: gregorio]
#5287834 - 02/11/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its a pregnancy test
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
Edited by eligal (02/11/06 01:59 AM)
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: eligal]
#5287836 - 02/11/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
eligal said: its a pregnacy test
Lucky for you, it's not a spelling exam.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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eligal
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: TM]
#5287837 - 02/11/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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do i get a second try?
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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kilroy69
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: eligal]
#5288425 - 02/11/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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They test you for pot when they do those? I would think that is none of their fucking business.
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nuk1m
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: kilroy69]
#5289133 - 02/11/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its just for a job, its not like a very advanced test, its just gonna be a normal pee test.
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mediman0078
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Re: Erb smokers [Re: nuk1m]
#5289175 - 02/11/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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4 days since hitting it? Your boned for the most part... High metabolism or not. The only thing you can really do other than substitution (or catheterization, which isn't recommended as you could get a raging UTI) is to drink A LOT of water prior to going in and peeing. You'd need to dilute it with as much water as you can get down your throat without throwing it back up. You should be peeing like crazy prior to going in, then you start to pee in the toilet and only catch the mid section of your pee stream as this is generally the cleanest portion... Vitamin B is what you need to make it yellow... not C.
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