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an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush
    #4615124 - 09/03/05 03:04 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Friday, September 2nd, 2005
Vacation is Over... an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush


Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore
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P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.

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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: 40oz]
    #4615134 - 09/03/05 03:08 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

He totally handed Bush his balls on a platter.
Like the rest of us need to do!
I'll take them medium well sir please.


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: 40oz]
    #4615143 - 09/03/05 03:11 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I heart eminem..


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: Original]
    #4615221 - 09/03/05 03:55 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I dont like Bush, and I think the government fucked up this thing to a very high level. But Michael Moore is irritating, pretentious, and I have almost no respect for him.


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: TheCow]
    #4615227 - 09/03/05 04:00 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

he's not pretentious... it's called sarcazem (HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT WORD :grin: )


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: TheCow]
    #4615231 - 09/03/05 04:01 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Plus he has a lifetime supply of french fries in his stomach.

And not to mention he sweats Crisco Oil... :smile:

But he's cool overall...


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: 40oz]
    #4615232 - 09/03/05 04:02 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

From the Shreveport Times:

As Hurricane Katrina surged past New Orleans, Louisiana mobilized its soldiers to help, as did Mississippi, Alabama and other southern states. Despite prominent roles in the War on Terror, the states report more than the 50 percent strength mandated for homeland missions. Louisiana has 65 percent of its troops available for state missions; Mississippi, 60 percent; Alabama, 77 percent; and Florida, 74 percent, Guard officials said.


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4615240 - 09/03/05 04:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Michael Moore needs to fix his diet.


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: TheCow]
    #4615242 - 09/03/05 04:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I love the fat fuck. Might be as biased as FOX news on his own turf, but still an activist for a good cause.


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #4615247 - 09/03/05 04:08 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

He needs to give a deep throat blowjob to a Mossberg, imo.


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"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: Fospher]
    #4615269 - 09/03/05 04:20 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Fospher said:
I love the fat fuck. Might be as biased as FOX news on his own turf, but still an activist for a good cause.




My thoughts exactly. Very well said. :rotfl:


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4615289 - 09/03/05 04:28 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

It sounds like a big, "I told you so".


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Re: an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush [Re: 40oz]
    #4615297 - 09/03/05 04:32 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

If moore was in south florida, why didn't he go to NO and block the hole in the levee? It's one thing for water to move 28 tons of concrete, it's a whole other thing for the manblob to be moved by it.


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From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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