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OfflineWildCardsRevenge
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So can a guy get a break?
    #4419030 - 07/18/05 03:23 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

It would appear not, I just spent 6 hours in the emergency room to get checked out and stitched up because of an accident at work.

If your a girl please read the following verson of what happened.
Well see I was working away when I heard this crash sound right, so I go investigate and damned if my foremen isn't pinned between the door and wall, I dunno what happened but he looked like he was in some serious pain, the door had him by the right knee and the motor was grinding away eh, so I run over and try to get the door to open but none of the controls are working so I don't know whats going on with it but I got no choice so I brace myself between the wall and door and start pushing as hard as I can,. motor is just whining away now and nothing is moving then SNAP something falls on my head and the door flys open turned out I had snapped the connecting arm right off the door and bent it clear off and thats what hit.
So I got blood all down my face and head and my foreman is just laying there groaning, Well no one else is around so I picked him up in a firemans carry and start running to the hospital, Finally after 5 miles of uphill running I'm there with my foremen on my shoulder and a basket of kittens I had saved from drowning on the way there, long story short, we both go to the emergency room, I get stitched up and he managed to get off lucky with just a few torn legiments and will be right as rain

Now for what really happened,
warehouse dorr was jammed and I had just started to have a look at it when the dumbass pusing on it trying to get it open snaps off the connecting arm and it lands square on my forehead, its a good 60-70lb hunk of metal. I almost got knocked out but was able to shake it off but damn was I dazed. So yea went to the hosptial and got some stitches put in and a tetnus shot and now here I am!

I think its time to lay down


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Re: So can a guy get a break? [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4419034 - 07/18/05 03:24 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

you should omit story #2


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Re: So can a guy get a break? [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4419046 - 07/18/05 03:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I take 100 pound chunks of metal to the face for breakfast.


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Re: So can a guy get a break? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4419105 - 07/18/05 03:49 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
I take 100 pound chunks of metal to the face for breakfast.




that explains a lot....



a whole hella a lot


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Re: So can a guy get a break? [Re: goobler]
    #4419138 - 07/18/05 03:56 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I was actually going to say I dunno about chucks of metal for breakfast but I bet he takes shots of something to the face for breakfast


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Re: So can a guy get a break? [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4419215 - 07/18/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You should go horsey back riding.


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