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RandalFlagg
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Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

#4394013 - 07/11/05 09:37 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

The chick who prepared it had herpes bad all over her lips. She did wear gloves, but I am still kind of freaked out. The sub is sitting here untouched.

I need advice!

Edited by RandalFlagg (07/11/05 09:49 PM)

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394020 - 07/11/05 09:38 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I would prob burn it in my back yard, but thats just me.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394027 - 07/11/05 09:41 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

the lip herpes virus (herpex simplex) is something we all carry inside... it just breaks out in some people and in some not...

i would eat it...

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: In(di)go]
#4394035 - 07/11/05 09:43 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

There are different strains of herpes, called simplexes. Herpes simplex 1 is prevelant in most of the population (cold sores). Herpes simplex 2 is the one to watch out for. As for your sandwich, eh I'd eat it, you aren't gonna get herpes from someone making you a sandwich with gloves on.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394038 - 07/11/05 09:45 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Do not eat it! if I saw someone that had that, no way...do you want herpes too?? if the person preparing my food looked even semi nasty looking, that alone would ruin my appitite for a while...before I even thought about eating the food... :puke:

:puke:

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: Signo]
#4394040 - 07/11/05 09:45 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Signo said:

There are different strains of herpes, called simplexes. Herpes simplex 1 is prevelant in most of the population (cold sores). Herpes simplex 2 is the one to watch out for.

thanks for clearing that up, man!

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394051 - 07/11/05 09:47 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

If I was you, I wouldn't have an appetite after seeing a chick with herpes make me a sub.

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: Redstorm]
#4394056 - 07/11/05 09:51 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

You want to hear something funny? I was so hungry that I just started eating the damn thing and I didn't even bother to wait for replies to my original question.

I look forward to wiping my saliva all over other people at the next gathering I go to!

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: Redstorm]
#4394057 - 07/11/05 09:51 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

another case of "what i don't see i don't care about"... how many chefs at a restaurant you ate at do you think have had herpes or maybe even some other worse disease? and i betcha none of them used gloves to prepare the food...

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394062 - 07/11/05 09:53 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Yea, If some chick was preparing my food with full blown herpes scattered all over her dry crusty lips, I just wouldn't have that much of an appetite to muster down that whole sub.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: In(di)go]
#4394066 - 07/11/05 09:55 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Exactly. I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to see it.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: Redstorm]
#4394076 - 07/11/05 10:00 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Redstorm said:

Exactly. I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to see it.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394095 - 07/11/05 10:08 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I look forward to wiping my saliva all over other people at the next gathering I go to!

Glad you already came and left then! i'll need a doctors note if you ever wanna stay here again :tongue2:

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394108 - 07/11/05 10:15 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I was in Subway yesterday and this dude was yelling at the sandwhich maker over the most ridiculous shit. When the sandwhich maker put the meat on the sandwhich this guy flipped out, threw his arms in the air and yelled "NO MAN, DON'T FOLD THE MEATS!". I almost bust out laughing but he was seriously a dick. And it went on and on, from how to cut the bread, to when different condiments should be applied and how much of each item should be put on.

I was going to say something but he was a huge black dude and probably would have shanked me right there in the store. He kept repeating that he was "From Brooklyn" and knew how he liked his shit....whatever guy, doesn't mean you have to belittle the sandwhich maker.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: Redstorm]
#4394126 - 07/11/05 10:24 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Redstorm said:

If I was you, I wouldn't have an appetite after seeing a chick with herpes make me a sub.

Same here man. I wouldnt have even payed for it and walked out of the place. That's bad business to have somebody with herpes all over their face serving the food. :thumbdown:

:thumbdown:

They should keep her in the back as a secret weapon for instances where the local :cop:

:cop:

comes to pick up some food. :grin:

:grin:

edit: I love how the :cop:

:cop:

smiley is under "Objects" and not "Characters". :thumbup:

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Edited by mattzdope (07/11/05 10:25 PM)

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4394356 - 07/11/05 11:54 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I know of so many instances where people have gotten food sickeness from SUBWAY mayo. This is because it was standard practice to just put new mayo on top of the old mayo when the squirter got low. After awhile that stuff at the bottom will go bad and someone will wind up getting the bottom stuff. Gross.

This is the truth, I worked for Subway at various times from 1996 until 2001 (I would just walk in whenever I wanted, work and slang subs for a few months then quit).

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: TheDude]
#4394382 - 07/11/05 11:59 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

TheDude said:

I was in Subway yesterday and this dude was yelling at the sandwhich maker over the most ridiculous shit. When the sandwhich maker put the meat on the sandwhich this guy flipped out, threw his arms in the air and yelled "NO MAN, DON'T FOLD THE MEATS!". I almost bust out laughing but he was seriously a dick. And it went on and on, from how to cut the bread, to when different condiments should be applied and how much of each item should be put on.

I was going to say something but he was a huge black dude and probably would have shanked me right there in the store. He kept repeating that he was "From Brooklyn" and knew how he liked his shit....whatever guy, doesn't mean you have to belittle the sandwhich maker.

hahahaha that'd be quite a sight!

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394433 - 07/12/05 12:11 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Well, was she at least hot?

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
#4394454 - 07/12/05 12:13 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Boiledmeatloaf said:

Well, was she at least hot?

Fuck no. She still would have been a beast without the red sores on her face.

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Re: Should I eat my "Subway" sub?

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4394467 - 07/12/05 12:15 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

That's just :sad:

:sad:

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