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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Your sign.
    #4232634 - 05/29/05 06:45 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I posted this in OTD once before. I thought it was funny. So here they are in no particular order. Sorry guys, there isn't one for Cancer or Taurus.













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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4232649 - 05/29/05 06:59 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

where is cancer?

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Re: Your sign. [Re: cybrbeast]
    #4232655 - 05/29/05 07:04 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

There wasn't one available...sorry.


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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4232833 - 05/29/05 09:10 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

lol.. go aquarius!


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Re: Your sign. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4232842 - 05/29/05 09:13 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I always knew I was a lier.  That horoscope confirms it.


/Aquarius :wink:

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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4232865 - 05/29/05 09:23 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Apparently I'm bi-sexual in addition to thriving on incest.

Wow...so accurate it's scary.  :tongue:


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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4232884 - 05/29/05 09:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Really nice.  :smirk:





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Re: Your sign. [Re: Learyfan]
    #4232896 - 05/29/05 09:34 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

I thought people would get a kick out of it.
I'm an aries....so i guess I'm a prick and just piss everyone off.
Yep, pretty accurate.


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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4233052 - 05/29/05 10:46 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Libra - All libras die of venereal disease

Virgo - Your shit picking attitude is sickening. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking.

Pisces - you have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power.

Leo - Enoys masturbating more than sex

:thumbup:

This seems pretty acurate to me :grin:

Myself, I'm just a chicken shit. I should kill myself, but I'm too scared to take risks.  :laugh:


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Re: Your sign. [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4233055 - 05/29/05 10:47 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Damn i'm bisexual

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Re: Your sign. [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #4233059 - 05/29/05 10:49 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
Damn i'm bisexual




Yeah, but people like you because of that. :smile:


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Re: Your sign. [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #4233065 - 05/29/05 10:51 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
Damn i'm bisexual




You also thrive on incest...


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Re: Your sign. [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4233078 - 05/29/05 10:56 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Astrology is very accurate. My horoscope said that Aries tend to breath air as well as eat and drink. That fits me to a tee!




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Re: Your sign. [Re: Learyfan]
    #4233082 - 05/29/05 10:59 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

No way...I'm a Gemini but after reading what you said, maybe I'm an Aries too! :wink:


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Re: Your sign. [Re: Rono]
    #4233100 - 05/29/05 11:11 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Well don't jump ship just yet. I looked up Gemini for today. It said that you guys seek pleasure and happiness. Does that sound like you?





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Re: Your sign. [Re: Learyfan]
    #4233106 - 05/29/05 11:13 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Woah...you're freakin' me out man...It's like you're reading my mind!


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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4233110 - 05/29/05 11:14 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I feel left out.

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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4233131 - 05/29/05 11:22 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Hm, I'm a conservative chicken-shit afraid to take risks.

Sounds pretty accurate I guess.


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Re: Your sign. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4233134 - 05/29/05 11:23 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

And Nixon was a Capricorn, not a Sagittarius.


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Re: Your sign. [Re: Ravus]
    #4233137 - 05/29/05 11:25 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
And Nixon was a Capricorn, not a Sagittarius.





Shhh!!!!!!!!!!!!


we don't need to go around admiting that shit.

They already think we should kill ourselves. Lets not give them reason to do it for us.


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