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Re: Ants [Re: Jenny]
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No need to call a professional.

Those cheap little ant traps (purchased at Home Depot or Lowes for under $10, I believe) where the ants go inside, pull a pellet out, and walk back to the colony to then kill everything off REALLY WORK.

My roomate and I started having an ant problem a few months ago, and we bought a package of those things, placed three out, and all the ants were gone by the next day - and never reappeared, either.


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Re: Ants [Re: delta9]
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true the ant traps work, but, considering there are MANY colonies which start to invade the house, it's virtually impossible to get rid of all the ants...

really, that's how it's like in that particular area. my parents have tried EVERYTHING to stop the ants that they finally gave up after how many years and decided to go with an exterminator.

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Re: Ants [Re: looner2]
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looner2 said:
Ants are nothing to these demons. They are FAST, large, creepy, and BITE. They actually cause infection from their bites.



Lucky for me, my basement apt is full of them. Just the thought sends me into shivers. I wake up from dreams thinking they are dangling above my head and i frantically check the covers. My umbrella has become a sword of death. I've slain dozens yet they still return. Even typing this post I can feel my forehead sweat and the nerves start kicking in.



i would like to say that i have the FUNNIEST story about trying to catch one of those house centipedes. It include me banging my knee against the stove so hard i got a huge bruise, my boyfriend screaming like a girl and both of us being creeped out for days.

those things ARE fuckin scary. *shivers* horrible. we didn't kill it, it was like the size of a small dog. hehe. my bf wanted to put wd40 on it and burn it but i am against that completely... so we threw him outside.


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I wish that he?d be gone
Chauvanistic republican
Kills animals cause he
Forgot how to write a song

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Re: Ants [Re: looner2]
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looner2 said:
Ants are nothing to these demons. They are FAST, large, creepy, and BITE. They actually cause infection from their bites.



Lucky for me, my basement apt is full of them. Just the thought sends me into shivers. I wake up from dreams thinking they are dangling above my head and i frantically check the covers. My umbrella has become a sword of death. I've slain dozens yet they still return. Even typing this post I can feel my forehead sweat and the nerves start kicking in.



I used to live in a basement level condo...I was in the shower one day, with shampoo in my hair, and I turned around and one of those things was on the wall like 3 inches from my face.  I ran out of the shower, out of the bathroom, dead naked, covered in soap, and closed the bathroom door.  I wouldn't go back in there.  I had to finish my shower in the fucking kitchen sink, because I was too scared to kill the thing. 

Anything with that many legs is not ok in my book.  :whoa:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: Ants [Re: Jenny]
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Once you have ants, you will never truly get rid of 'em. They ALWAYS come back sooner or later.

Another fact: Ants don't sleep.


They're workaholics with mutant-retard-farmboy strength.. I've seen a picture in a National Geographic magazine, of an ant holding onto a dead bird, which was in the air hanging off an edge.




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Re: Ants [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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Yes! They are like little computer chips. If they lose their trail scent (like if you spray them or start squishing their pathway) they get lost and can't find it..so those ones you'll find wondering around forever until they die or get squished BY ME! There are still ants all over my boyfriends house. They must be pretty desparate because we just found a bunch of them on this binder he spilled sugary coffee on 3 WEEKS AGO!

I'm so glad my house doesn't have ants, I think i'll make him come over here for now on.

I'm going to buy him those ant traps that a few of you guys suggested..

also ifallapart thats hilarious, haah. Those things are so CREEPY!


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.

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Re: Ants [Re: Jenny]
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I've found that leaving soda around helps keep them away


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Re: Ants [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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:lol:

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Re: Ants [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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my bf was doing drugs a long time ago and left a can of sprite out and passed out in chair for a few hours, he awoke, sat back, took a huge swig..and ants poured out of his mouth all over his face and down his throat. yuckidge.


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.

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