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Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe
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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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I thought you were gonna say rough, wet, and scares the fishies away

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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: DNKYD]
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You mean dry, unstable, and barely aloat? :grin:
Sorry Cannoodles, your beer sucks


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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and just how many different canadian beers have you tried?
please list all.

i bet you've had 6 or less canadian beers and all of them were mass produced shit beer, just like busch, budweiser, etc.


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: eric_the_red]
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I bet you're correct.

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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: eric_the_red]
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eric_the_red said:
and just how many different canadian beers have you tried?
please list all.

i bet you've had 6 or less canadian beers and all of them were mass produced shit beer, just like busch, budweiser, etc.


Yea.  Drinking a Labatt Blue doesn't mean you've experienced all that Canadian beer has to offer.  :crazy:


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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its all aboot the mini brews :smile:


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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Isn't Canada supposed to have some of the best beers?

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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Perhaps.
It was a joke people.. don't take it too seriously.
I have not tried Canadian micro breweries, but I would say that

American mass production beer> Canada mass production.


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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urine with a splash of lemon > American mass production beer > Canada mass production beer


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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this coming from the guy that prefers cheap, high % 'beers'.

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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: eric_the_red]
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eric_the_red said:
urine with a splash of lemon > American mass production beer > Canada mass production beer


:lol:

Kalamazoo Brewing Company (Bells) > Refsvindinge Bryggeri (Fyn) > Danish mass production beer > urine with a splash of lemon > American mass production beer > Canadian mass production beer.

I hate non-micro-brewery beer...


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: eric_the_red]
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saying "shit beer" is being redundant.


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: flowstone]
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flowstone said:
American mass production beer> Canada mass production.


I'm going to reply not out of nationalist pride but because this has to be corrected; canadian beer is better (I haven't tasted all microbrews so let's leave them out)

Your beer is missing something.

As a canadian who gave it his best to drink an entire bottle of Bud while he enjoyed his stay in florida, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I HAD ORDERED A DIET BEER.

To me the difference in taste is comparable to drinking regular soda (or as we call it up north: pop) and diet soda. I can taste the aspartame in diet and find it to be a poor replacement for sugar; it tastes like something very important is missing.

Also, if you are buying Canadian import and though it sucked, it's probably because the beer went stale in the time it took to get to your mouth (from Canada: shipping)


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: blink]
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Yea you people are either completely insane or just don't know what good beer is, Canada has some great beers. Molson XXX all the way baby.

Also Labatt Blue has got to be one of the best tasing beers ever.

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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: eric_the_red]
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eric_the_red said:
urine with a splash of lemon > American mass production beer > Canada mass production beer


Yeah, this is totally retarded. In many states, the US beers like Budweiser aren't even 5% alcohol. When I was in New York City, I had to drink 3 tallboys to feel like I'd had two regular beers.

The reason americans might think that their beer is better is because they're looking for "crisp and refreshing", not flavor.


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: Phluck]
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in my mind, i can't really taste a difference between american mass production beers (budweiser, etc) and canadian ones (labatts, etc). they all taste like water with the slightest barley flavour. beer as a beverage isn't meant to be made in such large quantities - it loses its unique beer-ness...


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: Great Scott]
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PeyoteZen said:
eric_the_red said:
and just how many different canadian beers have you tried?
please list all.

i bet you've had 6 or less canadian beers and all of them were mass produced shit beer, just like busch, budweiser, etc.


Yea.  Drinking a Labatt Blue doesn't mean you've experienced all that Canadian beer has to offer.  :crazy:



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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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http://www.unibroue.com/english.cfm


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Re: Canadian beer is like sex in a canoe [Re: Phluck]
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NOt a big fan of canadian beer myself but like a bunch of posts here I haven't had the pleasure of sampling the micro breweries.I am on the other hand a big supporter of the local breweries here in cali

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