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MOTH
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover
#4027757 - 04/07/05 06:17 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I LOVE Catherine Zeta-Jones. Not only do I think she's a great actress, but she is so wickedly attractive. She has a razor-sharp preditory vibe that clings to her every lucious curve. There is something slightly "dangerous" about her. If I could choose to get with any woman, it would be her.
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MOTH
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: MOTH]
#4027761 - 04/07/05 06:19 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh, her and Rachel Ray, I mean. (Rachel Ray has that sweet, whole-some-yet-kinda-naughty vibe that I dig)
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: MOTH]
#4027775 - 04/07/05 06:22 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Selma Hayek (http://www.superiorpics.com/salma_hayek/pictures1.html)
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zerozero
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: MOTH]
#4027789 - 04/07/05 06:25 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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have you seen R.R.'s FHM spread?, very naughty. google it.
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: zerozero]
#4027807 - 04/07/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'll have to accept that i'll most likely never get a girl that looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones or Selma Hayek; I am damn happy with what I have right now though. She's beautiful, smart, modest, and gets down...can't beat it
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: MOTH]
#4027842 - 04/07/05 06:43 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd hit it!~
but... Salma Hayek
now you and her...that would be a really hot!~
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Roadkill]
#4027856 - 04/07/05 06:46 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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So you like my taste RoadKill? ::Like anyone doesn't! haha::
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Shagshow]
#4027860 - 04/07/05 06:47 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd love to post a picture of what i'm hittin right now. However it seems posting pictures/candids is taboo.
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Yarry
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: MOTH]
#4027861 - 04/07/05 06:47 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said: Oh, her and Rachel Ray, I mean. (Rachel Ray has that sweet, whole-some-yet-kinda-naughty vibe that I dig)
sweet jesus yes.
rachel ray had a tv episode where she went to a baseball game and had a beer or something and i swear to god, shes the perfect chick for me
i want.
-------------------- Grumpy Old Man.
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Yarry]
#4027866 - 04/07/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rachel Ray, are you talking about the food network lady? Someone post a link please.
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Redstorm
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Yarry]
#4027867 - 04/07/05 06:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hate her smirk and how she talks out the side of her mouth. I can't even watch that show w/o getting pissed off.
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Roadkill
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Shagshow]
#4027875 - 04/07/05 06:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shagshow said:
So you like my taste RoadKill? ::Like anyone doesn't! haha::
Yep..i do
I was looking for this picture off the net before anyone posted in this thread.
and came back to all the Salma Hayek lovers besides me.
I'd eat peanuts out of her ass!~
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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zerozero
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Redstorm]
#4027883 - 04/07/05 06:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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"oh my god it taste so good" is said at least 30 time a show, and she cooks shit.
most annoying accent/voice ever,, sounds like a hoosier cheerleader.
ball gag is a must.
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: zerozero]
#4027886 - 04/07/05 06:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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You'd eat peanuts out of hear ass with a smile man. I would have to be her slave, and i'm sure I have in many dreams -=X.
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Shagshow]
#4027892 - 04/07/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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How do you feel about Adrianna Lima the Brazilian cover girl for Victoria's Secret. I love that mag, if only I could have faith in photography as a profession.
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Redstorm
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: zerozero]
#4027894 - 04/07/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Redstorm]
#4027905 - 04/07/05 06:58 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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No need for a link, anyone can google that ass up. The tricky part is getting her number, and then a date, then...yea you get it.
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Redstorm
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Redstorm]
#4027910 - 04/07/05 06:59 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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My dream woman.
Penelope Cruz, is in my opinion, the most beautiful woman in the world. If she was mine, I wouldn't even wanna have sex with her. I'd just sit there and look at her.
She's not really sexy, just cute and beautiful.
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Shagshow
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Redstorm]
#4027921 - 04/07/05 07:01 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I appreciate Penelopes' beauty, and she isn't with Tom anymore I think (I'll have to ask my girlfriend about that one to double check). However to go as far as not even possess the desire to have sex with her, you must really look at her like she's a priceless painting.
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Yarry
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Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones is my fantasy lover [Re: Shagshow]
#4027941 - 04/07/05 07:04 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shagshow said: Rachel Ray, are you talking about the food network lady? Someone post a link please.
yea thats her. im canoodian so not sure if we get the same shows, but thats indeed her.
shes sorta weird, but totally a hometown girl. like a hot girl that i may be able to attain. she does definetly have her quirks, but i still love her.
-------------------- Grumpy Old Man.
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