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A little freestyle before bed
    #3928256 - 03/17/05 12:08 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hittin the hookah, laid back, freestylin
spewin out Dankmaster raps that are pilin
up high like a dose of psilocybin
leavin you smirkin with some shit grin
my rhymes are off the hook, they might start a riot
but you've got nothin to say, so just stay quiet
i expell rhymes so phat, they need a fuckin diet
i've got the raps that will rock the pub
make you bust out your balls and give 'em a rub
you may think you're hot shit on a stick, you may think you're the man
but i'm here to tell you you're cold turds in a frying pan
this sensless rage that flows from my lips
has enough energy for 5000 trips
so take a hit of my lyrical blotter
and shed that coat, it's about to get hotter
you think you can step to me?
i'll kick your ass to OTD
it'll cost you, it's not free
i'll charge you a hefty fee
9 of 10 critics agree
nobody can touch the DNKYD
now turn out the lights and get ready for bed
this concludes my bombdiggity thread

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Re: A little freestyle before bed [Re: DNKYD]
    #3928276 - 03/17/05 12:15 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dude, you can rap for real! YOu need to send me more of this stuff. how did you get into the hip-hop?

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Re: A little freestyle before bed [Re: DNKYD]
    #3928288 - 03/17/05 12:19 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

oh shit man, THATS what that other thread was you had.  i didnt know you were writing these things.  cool  :thumbup:

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Re: A little freestyle before bed [Re: Edge]
    #3928308 - 03/17/05 12:24 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

That wwas fucking off the hook!!!! you are really good I can do poems but nothing like that... thats awesome

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Re: A little freestyle before bed [Re: encryptor]
    #3928313 - 03/17/05 12:27 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

A few summers ago all my friends and I would do is somke buds and freestyle battle. We had some good times with that shit. I still bust out in a freestyle occasionally and it catches my friends off guard. I had one about scat the other day in OTD by request:

"Listen up everybody
What I have to say isn't funny
It's something serious, sometimes runny
That's where it's at!
It's sicker than a sewer rat
But everyone does it, thats a fact
You'd scat a lot if you were morbidly fat
Now don't get me wrong, I like the poo
but not when it's my cat's and it's in my shoe
and it squishes between my toes, fucking EW!
Scat comes in all shapes and sizes
Sometimes with a few surprises
Like a chunk of corn, or in ninja disguises
But please don't clog up my toilet
Or drop a deuce and just forget
Don't do it at my place, try that on a jet
Just go apeshit in one of those stalls
Wipe your scat all over the walls
Write your name in poop with your balls!
This concludes my poopy rhyme
I hope it wasn't a waste of your time. "

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