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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Cepheus]
    #10363699 - 05/19/09 10:21 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Thank you for sharing
That was really important
But you just showed up
To your dissin appointment

I'm Dr. McNasty
Now take it and grab it
I'll show you what gay is
But you'll be the faggot



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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Cepheus]
    #10363702 - 05/19/09 10:22 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yo Cepheus why you trying to preach to us?
Saying this is gay, you must be snorting angel dust!
I would do this face to face, but you see we are from all over the place.
My rhymes are so powerful they hit you like mace, they hit you so hard its a big disgrace.
So I dont know what you trying to say to me, but I think you should just back off and eat your crumpets and tea.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #10363804 - 05/19/09 10:57 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

dam swyfty now your actually rhymin i might jump in a little bit lol :thumbup:


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On the freeway choking
Ain't no mystery to the weed we smokin'"

"Started from weed, big smoke outs before you could exhale, blunt in your mouth"



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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10363863 - 05/19/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Come on back and jump in
I'ma get my hump in
I need to get a dump in
Would you give me a blumpkin?

You don't want back in here
Did I not just make myself clear?
Go and spit your gay rhymes
to crackwhores in the soup line

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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10363881 - 05/19/09 11:24 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

fresh, your on fire like the bodys from the crematorium.
going ablaze in a mind of redemption.mind over matter is your compilation,no player hating in a fallen nation. so don't cater to the loss of the radio station, its only created by the loss of emotion. drastic changing of the movin ocean. blinded by our historical notion,as we roll on through on our toxic potion.so perceive with caution. its a mind of a lyrical matter, as our political demons scatter.opening the gates for our blood laced matter. soaking the fruit of our diseased gold platter. biologically inclined, the cracks begin, spreading through ravaged,of our mutilated mind.

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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10364086 - 05/19/09 12:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
I need to get a dump in
Would you give me a blumpkin?
Go and spit your gay rhymes
to crackwhores in the soup line




dont ruin it lol now your just getting stupid :thumbdown::rolleyes:


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"Going about niiinneettyy
On the freeway choking
Ain't no mystery to the weed we smokin'"

"Started from weed, big smoke outs before you could exhale, blunt in your mouth"



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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10364133 - 05/19/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, you must not know what a "blumpkin" is.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/283488

This should clear things up


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10365785 - 05/19/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
Come on back and jump in
I'ma get my hump in
I need to get a dump in
Would you give me a blumpkin?

You don't want back in here
Did I not just make myself clear?
Go and spit your gay rhymes
to crackwhores in the soup line





Damnnnn Swyfty Swyf...
Chillll on that shittt
you talkin about blumpkins?
i carve you like pumpkin!
you know my shit's bumpin'
you just jealous cause your shits nothin'

okay okay
hear me out


mic check


I'm chillin' here with my Rum & Pepsi
lookin' at yo momz cause she lookin so sexy
it's like she vexed me
tryin to sex me
unless it lest be
that she's lookin to domeeeeee
and i'm down cause nobody's at home
and we can chill on my sofa bed and no one will know
but yo momz was worried about my dick cause I'm Asian
but she could barely even handle my pussy invasion!
but i got the bitch pregnant; "you best not keep it!"
and nobody will know about our little secret!

well, except for you, now
cause i told you how
I got yo momz to try my kung pao.


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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10365882 - 05/19/09 06:55 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

White and powerfull Call me mr coke line,
ill leave your girl split down the middle like a beeline
playtime time for me All the rest is just prankstas,
Empty handed cut throats, weekend gangstas
tie your girly up or I just might yank her
Oh me oh my oh comin with a slick flow
Askin were I came from crying with a bloody nose
retreat
Trying to be the sickest Mc in the chain but your steels soft
repeat
Trying to be the hardest nigga in the game but your still soft
My flows off, but your brains lost
So Ill make up for the lost time
by letting you reread my lines.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Hakim0777]
    #10365919 - 05/19/09 07:01 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yo, I just shoved my stipe up ya girls love pipe
Pluggin her with my pileus, no you can't stop us
My fingers branch like mycelium and I grab her bum
I pull her tight and she shes the light, ohhhhhhhh


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Ferris]
    #10365940 - 05/19/09 07:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Dont make me take you out like Aeris,
And give you a permanent day off, Ferris.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Hakim0777]
    #10366424 - 05/19/09 08:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

hakim you listen to andre nickatina? nice lol
gotta love killer whale, crack raider is one of my fav's lol
"Going about niiinneettyy
On the freeway choking
Ain't no mystery to the weed we smokin" gotta love the rhyme:thumbup:


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On the freeway choking
Ain't no mystery to the weed we smokin'"

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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10366439 - 05/19/09 08:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

haha fuck yea dude.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Hakim0777]
    #10366486 - 05/19/09 08:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Your Destination
Lyrical sensation
Only one track from rockin' the nation
You're gunna need more dedication
Gunna need to spend serious time in the studio
To even think about matching my perfect rhymes yo
You can smoke the best dro
Tote the best gats
Sell the most sacs
Be the biggest gangster from O-Town to LA
And you still won't get the praise they say
say for me
Can't you see
this may be generic battle shit
but it's creative,
give me a subject and I'll blow up - a huge pit
flammable enough to destroy all vegetative


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Your Destination]
    #10366599 - 05/19/09 08:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Smooth like butter Deep like the ocean
Calm as shudders and Sweet like potion

your destinination is facing mass effacement,
Its kinda hard to rap when your locked in my basement you can try to talk shit but you might hit the pavement

Sideways spinning wondering who the fuck and why and where your eyes say done but your legs shake scared

Can you feel it? Or are you just hearing impared
Its worldwide mutha fucka so get your mind right
rare
to find another MC whos flows bleed you out and out
and I always dug trifectas so im out.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Hakim0777]
    #10366679 - 05/19/09 09:02 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I stay away from the battle shit
nothing but shame
but you threaten me with effacement?
that's really quite lame

I'll polish my game and bring on the pain
Look like a punk rocker with my steel toed boots
Stomping on you makes me look fucking insane
I'll break this English language right down to its roots

I may be working for almost no pay
and I may not have a record deal but hear what I say
Your people are weak, my people are strong
Your Destination you seek, but your goals are dead wrong
break down this song, line by line
and smoke on that bong, and check behind you
cause you're scared that i'm there with a nine

*Not part of rhyme.
As the drinks go down, the raps become more obsene and of lesser quality :lol:


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Your Destination]
    #10366762 - 05/19/09 09:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Not much into battling either but this is your final destination
you can play like you have rymes but your like a train with no station

A dog with no home, Cars with no keys, house with no roof
squirls without tress
ooooh wheee,
this pile of rap shit smells like your momma
I really didnt want to but she begged me so im on her

Now shes got this funny look like a llama I told her shut her mouth but she kept barkin all that drama

comma?

Oh no I think its time I knocked you off the track gentrify your life and now your smokin crack,
metaphorically.

OralyAnd moraly I kick it like an orderly
Me up all else down any location on the globe should me my town
My time, My fight,
you can try to fight with out the light thats going on above your head,
eat some salad, its made of lead.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Hakim0777]
    #10366824 - 05/19/09 09:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Lead?
You think bullets will leave me dead?
I'm confident your aim is inferior
Now hear hear
Your body, I'm sure, will sink off the end of the pier
Your family will be shaking in fear
received body parts in the mailbox after 1
and notes filled with puns
alliteration
threatening death and no fun
for the rest of your life

Losing track of my thoughts
but my flow is not yet in knots
lack of sleep has me dreary
the alcohol has me nearly passed out
so after this bout
it's off to rest for me
peace


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: Your Destination]
    #10366888 - 05/19/09 09:41 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I dont need an AK just let my voice spray
No need for glocks Because I dominate on any lame
Your rymes are cheezy but I dont dont even know
you must be full of holes cause your lookin kindy leaky and you look a little slow

When I say move you say Sure, When I say who you say sir
Or sire, veines full of kerosine man I stay on fire

And all the best mcs couldnt put me out, I think its time you stopped I dont wanna give you gout.


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Re: Here's a freestyle for ya'll [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10368495 - 05/20/09 07:31 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I was feeling so nice but I wanted to bang
I went and met your Mom at the room where she hangs
She had whips and chains, swangs and games
Tickle rangs, cotton candy, candy canes and thangs
She said she had some crazy kinky things in mind
Bondage, S&M and then a pony ride
I said, "I didn't see the saddle, that's quite unique,
But I'm getting the feelin that you're really a freak!"

So sooner than I could shut the motel door
Me and your Mom were on the bedroom floor
We were rockin and rollin, we were screaming so loud
I must confess your Mama really made me so proud
Glitter and sequins were all over the wall
Then down from the celing came a disco ball
Jazzy funky music filling up the place
It felt like we were fucking up in outer space

The earth called back, it was pulling us down
To where the screamin like demons circled all around
I had to close my eyes and proceed to followin through
With the movement so soothin, we were proving our groove and we moved
To higher levels, Searching elevated plains
With the bubbles in the sky, livin off the summer rain
Then she told me with my mother you had played a little trick
You put some Chinese hot sauce on your Asian dick


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