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thenewuser
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The Plan.
#3853436 - 03/01/05 05:10 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well you know those poor pizza guys. Who get laughed at for being a pizza guy by thier friends and people around them? They can't help themselves that life delt them a hand that showed "Pizza Man" in the cards.
Well in a week or 3 I shall be going to vegas w/ a few buddies and a few shroomery buds. There (with the help of a shroomerite) we shall aquire a whore. We then will order a pizza, and have it delivered. We will make sure that the pizza man, is a man and unmarried. When he arrives we shall give him a choice, a $5.00 tip or a BJ from the whore. the whore will be of higher class and we shall provide him with a condom if he wants one.
I'm a fucking humanitarian aren't I? Just thought I'd let you all know, we may film it as well, and becuase we will most likely film it I am open to suggestions.
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Hendostan
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pure genius
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TYL3R
Registered: 11/19/04
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Sounds awesome. Btw how was the three hits ?
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thenewuser
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Re: The Plan. [Re: TYL3R]
#3853524 - 03/01/05 05:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Me 3 hits? That was looooong time ago hehe, this week trip, happens to be today. I slowly raised my DXO levels to 600mg and I shall be taking the lsa soon, but that's a different story...the 3 hits were amazing.
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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
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Just remember to share the vid with us!
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TYL3R
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Quote:
thenewuser said: Me 3 hits? That was looooong time ago hehe, this week trip, happens to be today. I slowly raised my DXO levels to 600mg and I shall be taking the lsa soon, but that's a different story...the 3 hits were amazing.
I also throughly enjoy LSA. Best experience of my life. Yet to try Lucy....
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PrisonSong
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Re: The Plan. [Re: TYL3R]
#3853574 - 03/01/05 05:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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this is the most, outright, mother fucking, pure fucking sickest fucking goddamn, in the right fucking gesture I have ever fucking heard.
-PS.
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vinsue
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What kind of pizza??
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TYL3R
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Quote:
PrisonSong said: this is the most, outright, mother fucking, pure fucking sickest fucking goddamn, in the right fucking gesture I have ever fucking heard.
-PS.
Therapy.
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danlennon3
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Re: The Plan. [Re: vinsue]
#3853619 - 03/01/05 05:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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can you just take me to vegas? i am in need of something different in my life. i have lots of problems, more problems than any pizza guy can think of
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thenewuser
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Not sure just yet, and of course the video would be put on the shroomery.
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Kenny7822
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Hahahahha he's going to be one happy pizza delievery man.
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Vulture
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wish someone would give me that option when i delivered there pizza
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Kada
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Re: The Plan. [Re: Vulture]
#3855040 - 03/01/05 11:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i delivered pizza for 3 years and all i got was a few beers from a tipper. but, what if the pizza guy is a pizza girl???
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kaiowas
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dude, that is super sweet bro. I deliver pizza's right now and have been smoked out a couple of times.
geez how many current/ex pizza deliver drivers do we have here on the shroomery?
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Vulture
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Re: The Plan. [Re: kaiowas]
#3855115 - 03/01/05 11:53 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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actually i just started...my first day was sunday and on my first delivery i broke down.
$300 and a new alternator later...i will be going back to give it another try on thursday.
tis been a rough couple month...rough as hell!
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Kada
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Re: The Plan. [Re: Vulture]
#3855151 - 03/02/05 12:01 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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man, doesnt that bite it. watch out for speeding tickets too, i had a couple of them, thats mostly why i quit doing that. Cops dont care if the pizza is fresh apperantly.
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Twister
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Re: The Plan. [Re: kaiowas]
#3855177 - 03/02/05 12:08 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was a pizza guy last summer and I may be one again soon. Its a pretty sweet job considering I made 15 bucks an hour (tips plus regular wage) alot of nights. Plus I got high on deliveries all the time.
But that sounds like a cool idea thenewuser. Giving back to the community. What an upstanding citizen you are .
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