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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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The Plan.
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Well you know those poor pizza guys. Who get laughed at for being a pizza guy by thier friends and people around them? They can't help themselves that life delt them a hand that showed "Pizza Man" in the cards.

Well in a week or 3 I shall be going to vegas w/ a few buddies and a few shroomery buds. There (with the help of a shroomerite) we shall aquire a whore. We then will order a pizza, and have it delivered. We will make sure that the pizza man, is a man and unmarried. When he arrives we shall give him a choice, a $5.00 tip or a BJ from the whore. the whore will be of higher class and we shall provide him with a condom if he wants one.

I'm a fucking humanitarian aren't I? Just thought I'd let you all know, we may film it as well, and becuase we will most likely film it I am open to suggestions. :smile:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
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:rotfl:

pure genius

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Re: The Plan. [Re: Hendostan]
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Sounds awesome. Btw how was the three hits :smile: ?

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Re: The Plan. [Re: TYL3R]
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Me 3 hits? That was looooong time ago hehe, this week trip, happens to be today. I slowly raised my DXO levels to 600mg and I shall be taking the lsa soon, but that's a different story...the 3 hits were amazing. :wink:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Hendostan]
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:thumbup:

Just remember to share the vid with us! :grin:



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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
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thenewuser said:
Me 3 hits? That was looooong time ago hehe, this week trip, happens to be today. I slowly raised my DXO levels to 600mg and I shall be taking the lsa soon, but that's a different story...the 3 hits were amazing. :wink:


I also throughly enjoy LSA. Best experience of my life. Yet to try Lucy....

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Re: The Plan. [Re: TYL3R]
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this is the most, outright, mother fucking, pure fucking sickest fucking goddamn, in the right fucking gesture I have ever fucking heard.

-PS.

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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
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What kind of pizza??


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Re: The Plan. [Re: PrisonSong]
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PrisonSong said:
this is the most, outright, mother fucking, pure fucking sickest fucking goddamn, in the right fucking gesture I have ever fucking heard.

-PS.


Therapy.  :thumbup:

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Re: The Plan. [Re: vinsue]
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can you just take me to vegas? i am in need of something different in my life. i have lots of problems, more problems than any pizza guy can think of


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
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Not sure just yet, and of course the video would be put on the shroomery. :smile:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
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Hahahahha he's going to be one happy pizza delievery man.

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Re: The Plan. [Re: Kenny7822]
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wish someone would give me that option when i delivered there pizza


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Vulture]
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i delivered pizza for 3 years and all i got was a few beers from a tipper. but, what if the pizza guy is a pizza girl??? :devil:


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
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dude, that is super sweet bro. I deliver pizza's right now and have been smoked out a couple of times.

geez how many current/ex pizza deliver drivers do we have here on the shroomery?


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.

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Re: The Plan. [Re: kaiowas]
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actually i just started...my first day was sunday and on my first delivery i broke down.

$300 and a new alternator later...i will be going back to give it another try on thursday.

tis been a rough couple month...rough as hell!


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Love like you never been hurt.

Dance like nobody is watching.

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Re: The Plan. [Re: Vulture]
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man, doesnt that bite it. watch out for speeding tickets too, i had a couple of them, thats mostly why i quit doing that. Cops dont care if the pizza is fresh apperantly.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: The Plan. [Re: kaiowas]
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I was a pizza guy last summer and I may be one again soon. Its a pretty sweet job considering I made 15 bucks an hour (tips plus regular wage) alot of nights. Plus I got high on deliveries all the time.

But that sounds like a cool idea thenewuser. Giving back to the community. What an upstanding citizen you are
:thumbup:.

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