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Offlinethenewuser
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The Plan.
    #3853436 - 03/01/05 07:10 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Well you know those poor pizza guys. Who get laughed at for being a pizza guy by thier friends and people around them? They can't help themselves that life delt them a hand that showed "Pizza Man" in the cards.

Well in a week or 3 I shall be going to vegas w/ a few buddies and a few shroomery buds. There (with the help of a shroomerite) we shall aquire a whore. We then will order a pizza, and have it delivered. We will make sure that the pizza man, is a man and unmarried. When he arrives we shall give him a choice, a $5.00 tip or a BJ from the whore. the whore will be of higher class and we shall provide him with a condom if he wants one.

I'm a fucking humanitarian aren't I? Just thought I'd let you all know, we may film it as well, and becuase we will most likely film it I am open to suggestions. :smile:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
    #3853445 - 03/01/05 07:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:rotfl:

pure genius


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853511 - 03/01/05 07:27 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds awesome. Btw how was the three hits :smile: ?


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Re: The Plan. [Re: TYL3R]
    #3853524 - 03/01/05 07:28 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Me 3 hits? That was looooong time ago hehe, this week trip, happens to be today. I slowly raised my DXO levels to 600mg and I shall be taking the lsa soon, but that's a different story...the 3 hits were amazing. :wink:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853538 - 03/01/05 07:32 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:

Just remember to share the vid with us! :grin:



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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
    #3853561 - 03/01/05 07:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

thenewuser said:
Me 3 hits? That was looooong time ago hehe, this week trip, happens to be today. I slowly raised my DXO levels to 600mg and I shall be taking the lsa soon, but that's a different story...the 3 hits were amazing. :wink:




I also throughly enjoy LSA. Best experience of my life. Yet to try Lucy....


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Re: The Plan. [Re: TYL3R]
    #3853574 - 03/01/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

this is the most, outright, mother fucking, pure fucking sickest fucking goddamn, in the right fucking gesture I have ever fucking heard.

-PS.


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
    #3853581 - 03/01/05 07:42 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

What kind of pizza??


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Re: The Plan. [Re: PrisonSong]
    #3853598 - 03/01/05 07:44 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

PrisonSong said:
this is the most, outright, mother fucking, pure fucking sickest fucking goddamn, in the right fucking gesture I have ever fucking heard.

-PS.




Therapy.  :thumbup:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: vinsue]
    #3853619 - 03/01/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

can you just take me to vegas? i am in need of something different in my life. i have lots of problems, more problems than any pizza guy can think of


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
    #3853621 - 03/01/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Not sure just yet, and of course the video would be put on the shroomery. :smile:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
    #3853643 - 03/01/05 07:53 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hahahahha he's going to be one happy pizza delievery man.


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3854982 - 03/02/05 01:14 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

wish someone would give me that option when i delivered there pizza


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Vulture]
    #3855040 - 03/02/05 01:34 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i delivered pizza for 3 years and all i got was a few beers from a tipper. but, what if the pizza guy is a pizza girl??? :devil:


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Re: The Plan. [Re: thenewuser]
    #3855064 - 03/02/05 01:41 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

dude, that is super sweet bro. I deliver pizza's right now and have been smoked out a couple of times.

geez how many current/ex pizza deliver drivers do we have here on the shroomery?


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Re: The Plan. [Re: kaiowas]
    #3855115 - 03/02/05 01:53 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

actually i just started...my first day was sunday and on my first delivery i broke down.

$300 and a new alternator later...i will be going back to give it another try on thursday.

tis been a rough couple month...rough as hell!


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Re: The Plan. [Re: Vulture]
    #3855151 - 03/02/05 02:01 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

man, doesnt that bite it. watch out for speeding tickets too, i had a couple of them, thats mostly why i quit doing that. Cops dont care if the pizza is fresh apperantly.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: The Plan. [Re: kaiowas]
    #3855177 - 03/02/05 02:08 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I was a pizza guy last summer and I may be one again soon. Its a pretty sweet job considering I made 15 bucks an hour (tips plus regular wage) alot of nights. Plus I got high on deliveries all the time.

But that sounds like a cool idea thenewuser. Giving back to the community. What an upstanding citizen you are
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