JettaJay said:

  Good Plan Pillow

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Phychotron said:

anyone who shops at safeway knows that when they hand your recipt, they always say somehting like "thank you mr smith" or 'have a nice day mr smith"... and they know your name, because it's on your club card... this might be true with a lot of grocery stores around the country, but it's especialy true at Safeway...

so the plot: Create a new club card, and fill out the last name "Peeniss" and watch them just kinda hesitatate and say a different adaption.. or if they say penis, say "Excuse me!?" or if they ask how to pronounce it, as they often do, say something like Piness`... and say it's french

any other good last names that would work?

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