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OfflinePhychotron
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My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway
    #3810897 - 02/21/05 02:26 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

anyone who shops at safeway knows that when they hand your recipt, they always say somehting like "thank you mr smith" or 'have a nice day mr smith"... and they know your name, because it's on your club card... this might be true with a lot of grocery stores around the country, but it's especialy true at Safeway...

so the plot: Create a new club card, and fill out the last name "Peeniss" and watch them just kinda hesitatate and say a different adaption.. or if they say penis, say "Excuse me!?" or if they ask how to pronounce it, as they often do, say something like Piness`... and say it's french :lol:

any other good last names that would work?


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: Phychotron]
    #3810928 - 02/21/05 02:35 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

The poor bastards are forced to say it, you should urinate on a manager if you want to shake up the Safeway.


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: mantis]
    #3811266 - 02/21/05 03:54 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

What about mac-donalds if any where deserves a shake up ...or shake down... it's that fucking place!! heard this for a french guy on the web, this is he's plan and I think it's fuckin great... You get in the que for the drive in... you tell the person in the first Keyosque that your not hungry after all and have decide to go some where else... then you drive forward but not passed the second keyosque and wait for the car behind you to make their order... as they drive up to pay, you drive to the second and final keyosque... and if every thing goes smoothly you get a free meal, and you screw up the whole line up for the day... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Fantastic right... genius


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: RJLR]
    #3811277 - 02/21/05 03:56 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

most places you pay before they hand you the food.


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: Rebirtha]
    #3811320 - 02/21/05 04:06 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

:thumbup:  Good Plan Pillow


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: Phychotron]
    #3811324 - 02/21/05 04:07 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

haha thats a good idea.


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: JettaJay]
    #3811337 - 02/21/05 04:11 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

JettaJay said:
:thumbup:  Good Plan Pillow




pillow?


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: Phychotron]
    #3811784 - 02/21/05 05:48 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
anyone who shops at safeway knows that when they hand your recipt, they always say somehting like "thank you mr smith" or 'have a nice day mr smith"... and they know your name, because it's on your club card... this might be true with a lot of grocery stores around the country, but it's especialy true at Safeway...

so the plot: Create a new club card, and fill out the last name "Peeniss" and watch them just kinda hesitatate and say a different adaption.. or if they say penis, say "Excuse me!?" or if they ask how to pronounce it, as they often do, say something like Piness`... and say it's french :lol:

any other good last names that would work?




Excuse me Mr. Penis,
you need to get a life & leave my granma
at the checkout alone.


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: 40oz]
    #3811967 - 02/21/05 06:09 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

Safeway still exists?! I haven't been to one of those grocery stores since I was... probably 5 years old.


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: Society]
    #3811990 - 02/21/05 06:11 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

so who does your grocery shopping?

momma?


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Re: My Plot to embarras the checkers at Safeway [Re: 40oz]
    #3812009 - 02/21/05 06:13 PM (12 years, 1 day ago)

The overly friendly people at Ukrops, thank you berry much. Being 84 years old pays off.


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