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InvisibleZippoZM
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mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle
    #3436986 - 12/02/04 01:18 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

so its 9 am my alarm rings... i weake up in a panic and run down multiple flights of stairs. Probabnly falling atkeast once on ym frantic journey, out the front door, there it is, my car, i have to get to the back left tire and erazse the chalk before the meter maid comes, and lo and blehold there it is, that yellow bastard, all on my tire.i erase it, save myself a parking ticket, and go back upstairs.

i do this every 2 hours where i live (2 hour parking) only.... its suh a pain, i wish i could get a permit, but i cant because im not from this state...s o my battle goes on and on, to this date, i have paid over $100 in tickets for my lost battles, and have $50 i owe, all in one months time......

AHHHHH


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3436995 - 12/02/04 01:19 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Damn, every 2 hours? That would suck, man.


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3437077 - 12/02/04 01:36 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

You need to find a new place to park.


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: BigNerd]
    #3437098 - 12/02/04 01:40 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

no , i need to get a parking permit, and havd someone get one with an instate license for me.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3437153 - 12/02/04 01:52 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

why not find a new place to park?


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3437163 - 12/02/04 01:54 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Sounds like you need to hide behind your car with a cro-bar and teach that fucking ticketer a lesson.

Some people just won't cut you a break and need to learn the hard way, it's a shame that all forms of law enforcement are protected so heavily.


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3437259 - 12/02/04 02:19 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

zip, do you have an overnight parking pass? you do not need to have an in state licence plate or drivers licience to get one...

as far as day permits, yeah your pretty fucked cuz you need to prove you live on that block and that theres a reason you dont move your car duing the day (like taking the bus to work) get an in state DL as soon as you can.

parking checkers in this city are the sucks, their fucking nazis... i wipe the yellow chalk line off my tire all the time, sometimes i do it for every car on my block just to piss off the meter maids.


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: MrBump]
    #3438109 - 12/02/04 04:58 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

i have an overnight pass, but i need a residential pass...


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3441498 - 12/03/04 11:39 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

well today was almopst pretty bad, i was supposed to wake up at 9 because 2 hour parking starts at 7... but when i woke up it was 10:30 :frown: so i arn downstairs barefooted into the cold ass streets, and with luck i didnt have a ticket yet, just some chalk :smile:. so i erased the chalk on my car, and then i thought, its public cerviece time, and erased the shalk on the other cars on the street that were chalked :smile: at which point i could no longer feel my feet.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3441585 - 12/03/04 12:00 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Steal one if your that desperate.


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3441733 - 12/03/04 12:43 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

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so i erased the chalk on my car, and then i thought, its public cerviece time, and erased the shalk on the other cars on the street that were chalked  at which point i could no longer feel my feet.




*laugh*  That is great.  Good thing the meter maid didn't see you...  :grin:

Reminds me of the time I got a warning 'cause my license place light was out.  Next night the same cop stops me again and yells at me 'cause I taped a flash light to my bumper to illuminate my license place until I had time to find the short in the system and fix the problem.  I pointed out that the law only required that the place be illuminated and visible from 50', which it was.  The cop just shook his head and mumbled something about damn engineering students.


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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3442399 - 12/03/04 03:49 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

damnit zips, you jinxt me!

i hadent gotten a parking ticket in about 7 months and i just walked out to my car to look for the yellow chalk line and i got a fucking ticket for the two hour rule!

$20 out of the liquor fund and into this ungrateful city's coffers.

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Re: mev.s. my arch nemisis, the parking checker guy.... an ongoing struggle [Re: MrBump]
    #3443633 - 12/03/04 10:07 PM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Someone should invent yellow tyres. hahah that would suss em.


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