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"Cool Mom" Arrested [CO]
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"Cool Mom" Arrested
January 24, 2005
newswatch50.com

ARVADA, Colo. - A woman who allegedly supplied sex, drugs and alcohol to high school boys told police she did it because she wanted to be a "cool mom," according to an arrest affidavit.

Sylvia Johnson, 40, admitted to police that she gave marijuana, methamphetamine and various kinds of alcoholic drinks to eight high school boys at parties she hosted almost every week at her home, the document said.

One boy said he drank alcohol practically every day at her house.

Johnson also admitted having sex with five of the boys and said she used methamphetamine for "self-medication to help with her ADHD," according to the affidavit.

"She described herself as a 'cool mom,' " said Detective R.J. Vander Veen in the arrest affidavit.

He said Johnson confided that "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began 'feeling like one of the group.' " The affidavit was unclear on whether any of Johnson's children were present at the parties.

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: veggie]
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For some reason I pictured Stifler's mom while reading this....

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: DNKYD]
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Sounds like a pretty fucking cool mom if you ask me.


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: EvilEwok]
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Except for the part where it turns out she was just a tweeker getting underage kids high. "Livin in a tweeker pad, getting hit on by my mom." I admit this story is intereting, however it sounds like the woman was suffering from some mental pathology and drug addiction.


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: Signo]
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I think it is safe to say she is fucked.

Rape, alcohol to minors, drugs to minors.... done for.


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: looner2]
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The kids were doing the same thing and probably get off scott free.

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: veggie]
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someone please tell me why this has been on the recent posts page for several hours when someone rarely replies to it? there is something wrong with the recent posts thing


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: ld50negative1]
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OMG MOM?!?!?! NOOOOOOO!!!


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: ld50negative1]
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I didn't respond untill the third time I had read it.

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: TheShroomHermit]
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outstanding!


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: veggie]
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picture please.

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: funkymonk]
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Quote:
picture please.



"Cool Mom"
Sylvia Johnson

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: veggie]
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*motaman puts on beer goggles


hmm.. they must be broken  :smirk:


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: motaman]
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Dear god... NO!!!!


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: daba]
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Well, you have to put your meth goggles on...

:puke:

... good thing I don't do meth :cool:


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: veggie]
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'Cool Mom' Pleads Guilty
July 25, 2005 - nbc4i.com

Colorado Woman Admits Hosting Parties For High School Boys

An Arvada woman who had sex and provided alcohol and drugs at teen parties she hosted pleaded guilty in Jefferson County, Colo., Monday.

Silvia Johnson, 40, entered guilty pleas on two counts of sexual assault and nine counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Johnson hosted weekly parties at her home over the span of a year and admitted having sexual contact with boys 15 to 17 years old, prosecutors said.

According to her arrest affidavit, Johnson said she also provided marijuana, methamphetamines and alcohol to the teens because she wanted to be a "cool mom" and it made her feel like she was "one of the group." She said she was never popular in high school.

The parties took place between October 2003 and October 2004 and involved boys from Arvada West High School.

One 16-year-old boy told police that Johnson performed oral sex on him on two occasions and that they had sex once. Another 16-year-old also told police that Johnson performed oral sex on him when she was engaging in sexual intercourse with another teen, according to the arrest affidavit.

The investigation began when one of the boys told his mother about what happened.

Johnson told Denver television station KMGH earlier that she was going through a difficult period in her life and that she has apologized to the parents of the teens who are connected to the case.

She'll be sentenced at a later date.

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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: veggie]
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Another 16-year-old also told police that Johnson performed oral sex on him when she was engaging in sexual intercourse with another teen, according to the arrest affidavit.


i cant imagine runnin a train on any of my friends moms.


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: The_Green_Glow]
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Wow, thats fucking funny, running a train on my friends mom :shudder:

LOL...


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: The_Green_Glow]
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The_Green_Glow said:
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Another 16-year-old also told police that Johnson performed oral sex on him when she was engaging in sexual intercourse with another teen, according to the arrest affidavit.


i cant imagine runnin a train on any of my friends moms.


One of my friends' mom is pretty hot. Hell I even told him several times that I'd hit it given the chance. Now he watches when I'm at his house to see if I'm checking out his mom.


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Re: "Cool Mom" Arrested [Re: Ekstaza]
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doesnt say if she had a son or daughter. the boys that fucked her were probably as disgusting as she looks...one big ugly orgy.

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