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InvisibleMOTH
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If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas.....
    #3486828 - 12/12/04 05:36 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

what would it be?

This Christmas, it would be nice if I could get a house. Well, first I would need some land, preferably on the Canadian side of things. Lots of nice forests and room to have a stable and horses if I want them. Then comes the house, modest but roomy, about 3 bedrooms. I like the idea of a log cabin.

So I've been thinking of owning a house lately because this apartment I'm in right now is getting smaller and smaller by the day.


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3486842 - 12/12/04 05:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

A blowjob from George Bush, videotaped by one of his daughters.



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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3486848 - 12/12/04 05:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

my lady.  :heart:

have to wait 'till april though :sad:


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Adamist]
    #3486849 - 12/12/04 05:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

a blowjob from geroge bushs daughters.....video taped by george bush :grin:


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OfflineAdamist
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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3486853 - 12/12/04 05:43 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

wrestler_az said:
a blowjob from geroge bushs daughters.....video taped by george bush :grin:



I could settle for that as well, I suppose...


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Adamist]
    #3486913 - 12/12/04 06:01 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

A nice trip cabin somewhere remote


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3486977 - 12/12/04 06:23 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

World peace?


Well, since that's currently a pipedream, I'll go with a studio for myself to record in. I'd settle for a Sansamp PSA-01


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3486980 - 12/12/04 06:24 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

a helicopter


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Jim]
    #3486987 - 12/12/04 06:25 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

helicopter....
helicopter is a weird word dont ya think?
say it.....helicopter
weird
:grin:


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3487017 - 12/12/04 06:32 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

a time machine


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: DF2K]
    #3487026 - 12/12/04 06:34 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

the ability to STOP time...

I'd be even more P.I.M.P.


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3487058 - 12/12/04 06:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

An eight Ball of PCP and a 40 strip of acid


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3487069 - 12/12/04 06:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: buckwheat]
    #3487082 - 12/12/04 06:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

A blow job by John KErrys wife, video taped by John kerry.


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3487084 - 12/12/04 06:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

A free society


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3487085 - 12/12/04 06:48 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Hmm..

The love of my life..

After 32 years and a heart attack It's about time for that.

But I guess I'll have to settle for the result from my gallstones test :nonono:


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Asante]
    #3487120 - 12/12/04 06:56 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

10,000 gallons of colonized substrate.


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: MOTH]
    #3487154 - 12/12/04 07:04 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Complete ownership of Microsoft. :wink:



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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3487156 - 12/12/04 07:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, you really are a corporate whore.


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Re: If you could have ANYTHING you wanted for Christmas..... [Re: Twirling]
    #3487161 - 12/12/04 07:07 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, I thought about saying world peace, but that doesn't really make sense to me.


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