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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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need help quick!!! `
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ookay heres the deal i was just out buying a sandwitch at a local gyro place. there was this cute chick taking my order we were talking for a while, we hit it off pretty well. anyways my food was done and i left, now i want to back tonight and ask her out.
id feel like a dumbass just walking back just to ask her out. i need an excuse to go back in there, anyone?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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your sandwich has feces in it?


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ilus]
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i ate the sandwitch allready :frown: it was feces free


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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go back and ask if you left your mobile phone/keys/whatever there...


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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just go up there and say, i am so full, but something still feels empty......
then say something cute like, your arms
: and then ask her if she would like to go out sometime
the daringness of that will totally turn her onto you
: she would never say no

this is the advise that i just got from one of my friends...
what do you think? she said that would make her melt


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PEACE

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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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NO.  Do not use a cheap pick-up line like that.  :nonono:


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: GnuBobo]
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i didnt think so, but are you a guy or a girl?


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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Seems a little cheasy, but on the right track. I'd just go back and say something like "Hey I wouldnt have felt right if I didnt come back to ask you out... so you wanna go see a flick or something?" then again rediculously cheasy shit sometimes works like a charm. It all depends on what kinda chick she is I suppose. Good luck.


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: beejay]
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excuse to go back: need another gyro, cause the first one was bombay, you're gonna need one for later..... yea, it'll cost you another $6, but hey, if it works out, you'll be gettin them for free before too long...  :grin:

it'll also give you more time to talk to her


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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zippoz said:
just go up there and say, i am so full, but something still feels empty......
then say something cute like, your arms
: and then ask her if she would like to go out sometime
the daringness of that will totally turn her onto you
: she would never say no

this is the advise that i just got from one of my friends...
what do you think? she said that would make her melt


The Truth. nice. Will make her panties melt like chocolate in the sun.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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Last time I did something bold like that it turned out she was engaged (or at least that's what she said).  You should go back and try though.  But look for a ring on her finger first.    :smirk:


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: kosmic_charlie]
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okay im so nervous, i dont even know if she will be there still, i should really go.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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Tell her the lamb in the gyro was the best you have ever had.... no dont do that. is she greek? I could teach you a few greek sayin's.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: Jim]
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anyone else, the clock is ticking here


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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just go :tongue:

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: buckwheat]
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I wish I could give you some expert advice here, but I don't know if I've ever been in a situation where I was hit on at work and was receptive to it. But, if you guys talked and she seemed interested in you, I say go for it. If nothing else, at least just go back and ask her for her number. She'll get the idea.

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: adrug]
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i uised that line, and she was taken back, litterally couldnt taalk for a second, sadly she had a boyfriend.
the end result of all of thixs was a homeless man getting a salad. and both her and i feeling good.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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At least you went. That feels good knowing what could have been, unlike not knowing.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: ZippoZ]
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Yeah at least you tried. That takes a lot of courage.


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Re: need help quick!!! ` [Re: Jim]
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yeah, and both her and i feel gerat, and so does my one friend that gave me the advise :smile:


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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