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What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before?
#5268473 - 02/06/06 03:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Myself I was making a sandwitch, and had put the mayonaise and a couple slices of provolone on the bread when I opened the sliced turkey and realized it had gone rancid. So, I have to throw it out.
Sadly, I didn't have any more sliced meats, and I wasn't going to give up on my sandwitch...
So, desperately I grabbed some imitation crab meat (made from Pacific Whitefish) from the fridge, crumbled it up onto the sandwitch, and then went on to add the lettuce and green bell pepper as I had planned for the turkey.
i have to say, it's a pretty lame sandwitch; but, it got me thinking... what are some of the lousy sandwitches that all of you have had before?
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268489 - 02/06/06 03:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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peanut butter and pickel.
Its weird but actually decent on occasion. You have to use the good peanut butter like ADAM's cause its kind salty and thats what goes with the pickels i think.
weird enough for ya?
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268500 - 02/06/06 04:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I used to eat Miracle Whip sandwiches. That's right; two slices of bread and nothing but Miracle Whip in between them. I used to love them. Now the thought of it makes me sick.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: gregorio]
#5268532 - 02/06/06 04:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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gregorio said: I used to eat Miracle Whip sandwiches. That's right; two slices of bread and nothing but Miracle Whip in between them. I used to love them. Now the thought of it makes me sick.
That sounds nasty 
My crabmeat bastard isn't the worst sandwitch I've ever had though. It was palateable to say the least. The worst sandwitch I ever had would probably be a sandwitch made with bologne close to the expiration date, and a slice of american "cheese" (you know, that orange food product they make from recycled motor oil). Now, I hate american cheese, it's greasy, it's never really a true solid, and well it tastes nasty. Combine that with some bologne that was almost funky, and white bread that had absorbed the miracle whip deep into it... you've got a nasty sandwitch.
To this day I really avoid bologne unless I'm starving and it's my last resort. And I avoid american "cheese" almost as much.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268535 - 02/06/06 05:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Once I made a turkey lunchmeat sandwich with mayo because it was all I had around, so to make it more interesting I decided to put syrup on it.
Ew.
I still ate it of course
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268542 - 02/06/06 05:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said:
That sounds nasty 
It does sound nasty, but I'm telling you, those were some of the best damn sandwiches that I ever had.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: gregorio]
#5268660 - 02/06/06 07:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well I always used to like putting a little miracle whip on the inside of grilled cheese sandwitches. people thought it was wierd, but it makes the bread less dry and it adds a nice flavor to them, when used in moderation.
I learned it from my grandma
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268664 - 02/06/06 07:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd say anything with miracle whip.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268709 - 02/06/06 07:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Peanut butter and Cheez Whiz!
A friend next to me just told me that Cheez Whiz and strawberry jam is good too.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#5268744 - 02/06/06 08:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Or cheese whiz.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Adom]
#5268752 - 02/06/06 08:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dont think that cheeze whiz is actually cheese, but I like cheese whiz. I love to put the stuff on ritz crackers.
It's easy to get a hell of a lot of salt in your system if you snack too heavily on that combo, though. Cheeze whiz is pretty salty, and so are ritz crackers.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268758 - 02/06/06 08:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I haven't had the crap since I was wee lad.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268768 - 02/06/06 08:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've got a kinda funny sandwich story. When I was 10 and my older cousin was 14 we both made subs. I went to the bathroom and my cousin went to go watch t.v. for a minute. When i was in the bathroom my dog ate my sandwich. I was pissed for a few seconds and then realized he didn't eat my cousins. So i decided the beating was worth it and woofed down my cousins sub before he could get back. hehe it sooooo was too
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: cookeman]
#5268780 - 02/06/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hate it when pets try to eat your food. I was sitting in front of the TV once eating oatmeal. I got up to get a drink and when I came back I saw the cat licking the oatmeal.
If I remember right that totally made me lose my appetite for that bowl of oatmeal. I knew that the tongue that licked it had been licking away at his balloon knot just a few minutes earlier, it would have been really unsanitary to eat the oatmeal after that.
I think I squirted the little bugger with a spray bottle as punishment for that.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268787 - 02/06/06 08:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said: I dont think that cheeze whiz is actually cheese
I refuse to eat any cheese in a can. it's just not natural and by natural I dont mean hippy organic stuff, I mean it's evil, it's a tool of the devil!
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268792 - 02/06/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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My dog got my fucking hot wings once.
I had them out on a pan waiting for the oven to preheat, I left the room to do something and I heard the oven beeper. My brother was heading towards the kitchen and I asked him to put my wings in the oven. He asks what hot wings? There's none in the freezer, I tried to tell him they were already out when I realized that stupid shit dog probably got them.
The fucking dog got up on the counter and ate them, frozen, bone and all. I don't allow dogs inside my home now.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5268795 - 02/06/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's just fucking disgusting.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Konnrade]
#5268797 - 02/06/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha I can't count the times my dog ate a nice fat steak right off my plate in 1.2 seconds. I wouldn't have been so mad if the bastard took the time to at least enjoy it.
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: cookeman]
#5268800 - 02/06/06 08:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha, people who don't train their animals shouldn't even have them!
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Re: What lousy sandwitches have you made/eaten before? [Re: Adom]
#5268833 - 02/06/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It was when he was growing up. Plus I was a dummy for leaving the food basically on the floor. cause i was living in my parents attic. That dog was hella obediant, but we always had a hard time training him with food close by. He used to eat it so fast and everyone would just crack up at the person who lost their food. besides it's a dog. of course he's gonna eat a slab of meat.
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