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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Parachutes
    #3355784 - 11/13/04 03:13 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
board,
but
> >only
> > >4 parachutes.
> > >
> > >The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball
> > >player.
> > >The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the
first
pack
and
> > >left the plane.
> > >
> > >The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of
the
former
> >US
> > >President, a Senator from New York and a potential future
president
And
I
> > >am
> > >the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't
want
me
> > >to
> > >die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
> > >
> > >The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated
> >war
> > >1 hero from the Army of the United States of America". I am
also my
> >party's
> > >nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and
jumped.
> > >
> > >The fourth passenger, President George! W. Bush, said to the
fifth
> > >passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life,
and
> >served
> > >my country well I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last
> > >parachute."
> > >
> > >The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
America's
> > >smartest woman took my schoolbag."


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Re: Parachutes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3355924 - 11/13/04 03:49 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

mmm hillary clinton death jokes...


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Re: Parachutes [Re: Spongerock]
    #3356449 - 11/13/04 06:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

hahahah


--------------------
Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



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