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Herzig Eye Institute
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When they say the name in the commercial it sounds exactly like they're saying "Hurts-a-Guy Institute".


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Phluck]
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sometimes when I wake up in the morning and go to take a leak, my piss shoots everwhere. it's like my urethra is clogged. often I have to bend my knees or move my hips to left or right to get the aim correct.

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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Vvellum]
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Are you circumsized?


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Phluck]
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yes

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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Vvellum]
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God sure punk'd you.


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"I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery."
- Aldous Huxley

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