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Herzig Eye Institute
    #3306992 - 11/01/04 11:35 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

When they say the name in the commercial it sounds exactly like they're saying "Hurts-a-Guy Institute".


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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Phluck]
    #3307239 - 11/02/04 12:39 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

sometimes when I wake up in the morning and go to take a leak, my piss shoots everwhere. it's like my urethra is clogged. often I have to bend my knees or move my hips to left or right to get the aim correct.


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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Vvellum]
    #3307276 - 11/02/04 12:48 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Are you circumsized?


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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Phluck]
    #3307324 - 11/02/04 01:00 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

yes


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Re: Herzig Eye Institute [Re: Vvellum]
    #3307691 - 11/02/04 03:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

God sure punk'd you.


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