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OfflineMrFunguy
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Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops!
    #3247136 - 10/12/04 02:10 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Ok if you guys remember I go to a university in Oklahoma. I havent been able to get ahold of any mushrooms so taking the advice of some of the better members on this forum I should quite my bitching and start looking around harder. Well what they didnt tell me to do was to ask the faculty. I AM A DUMB SHIT! I walked into one of my dorm neighbors room to ask him a question about where I could find some mushrooms. Hes on the soccer team and is always having tons of people in his room. Well on this occasion there was someone who looked like a student and so I just brought it up like I normally do. He kept giving me the "Cut It" motion but I missed it and only saw him pointing to the person in his room. I thought that this meant to ask him so I did. BIG MISTAKE! It was only the Asst. Soccer Coach! I'm still sitting in my room waiting for the dean to call me. So while I sit and wait I decided to tell you guys about it. Wish I was high for this whole fiasco thats about to happen. Oh well. Wish me luck guys! :confused:


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OfflineSilven
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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247144 - 10/12/04 02:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Man.. that's rough. I wish you the best and remember you were talking about Shiitake mushrooms, and where he buys his from.

Hope everything works out.


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247155 - 10/12/04 02:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Gooooooooooood luck on that one!

Samuel


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: Silven]
    #3247239 - 10/12/04 02:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I just hope he said 'mushrooms' and not 'hallucinogenic psilocybin mushrooms'.


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Offlineagr8fulchick
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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: Silven]
    #3247327 - 10/12/04 03:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Exactly! He had a mean oyster mushroom recipe, and you were wondering where on earth he got such awesome mushrooms :wink:


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247611 - 10/12/04 04:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

this almost smells like beerweed


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #3247702 - 10/12/04 05:13 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

shit man good luck


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247740 - 10/12/04 05:26 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

BAHAHA. man im really sorry but that is so funny. it sucks when they make ya wait for that type of shit. sweating yet?

good luck, plead gourmet not active.


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OfflineMrFunguy
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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: kadakuda]
    #3247807 - 10/12/04 05:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just got back.........they dont have shit on me. They made me take a piss test right in front of the nurse though.....PASS stupid fuckers I said shrooms not a bag of weed. So it seems that I am clear. They gave me a talking to though about how drugs are not allowed on campus and how this is not something to joke about. I just stayed silent and nodded my head to everything they said. Key is to keep your mouth shut. Thanks guys


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Offlinefelix
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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247837 - 10/12/04 05:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like something that would happen on a sitcom or something...


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: felix]
    #3247853 - 10/12/04 05:53 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hahaha wow.

Glad you're not in trouble though :smile:


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247876 - 10/12/04 06:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

thats kinda scary. If someone overheard me saying something about drugs and I was piss tested, theyd probably find traces of marijuana. I wonder if they could bust me on that alone...


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OfflineMrFunguy
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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: Pathos]
    #3247909 - 10/12/04 06:13 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yah they could probably do something if you failed the test. Good thing that I havent smoked weed in quite a while. Had to stop for court ordered drug test because of a vandalism thing and never got back into smoking it again.


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3247942 - 10/12/04 06:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

haha, what exactly did you say to that guy though?


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: Locus]
    #3248100 - 10/12/04 07:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

To the coach I said "Hey man, do you have any shrooms I can buy?"
My Friend Replied "Oh shit, Bryan thats my coach!"
The coach then said "You better follow me to my office RIGHT NOW!"
and then I said "FUCK!"
coach then said "Don't be using language like that! LETS GO NOW!"
I then followed him to his office where the dean was contacted and I was told to go to my dorm room. I was told that the dean would contact me in a while and for me not to even think of leaving. so that was basically how it went.


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3248143 - 10/12/04 07:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

school authorities can be such tight asses.


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3248244 - 10/12/04 07:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

So, what now? Whom You're gonna ask next? :grin:


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: felix]
    #3248260 - 10/12/04 07:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

felix said:
sounds like something that would happen on a sitcom or something...




the shroomery one?  :grin:


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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3248281 - 10/12/04 07:34 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

haha, if you just said that exactly.. tell him that you were craving some nice edible mushrooms to go with your salad or soup and you didn't feel like going out.. not those pesky psychedelic mushrooms :wink: .....or something like that, haha  :grin:


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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Re: Asked a teacher for mushrooms........oops! [Re: MrFunguy]
    #3248435 - 10/12/04 08:06 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

what the fuck? they made you take a piss test? that's not right, something doesn't add up here...


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