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Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier...
    #2937724 - 07/28/04 09:15 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Papaver]
    #2938225 - 07/28/04 11:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:eek:

Um...those hardcore soccer moms in their crusading mini-vans scare me regardless.  :crazy:


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Papaver]
    #2938255 - 07/28/04 11:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Great, now they're arming them! :eek:


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Papaver]
    #2938268 - 07/28/04 11:47 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Someone email them and ask for a password so we can watch the videos and shit. :smile:


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Papaver]
    #2938306 - 07/28/04 11:56 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

For the retard with everything,......and a brain full of nothing :smile:

Nice link


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #2938332 - 07/28/04 11:59 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

It doesn't take a very far leap of the imagination to see the SUV as a sort of militarization of suburbia. This just seems like the next natural step in the evolution of the beast. I can see it starting with built-in, non-lethal, riot weaponry marketed as a defense against car-jackings, and then sort of proceeding from there.

After all, isn't "safety" one of the big marketing rationalizations for women wanting these huge, gas-guzzling, lane-hogging, behemoths? Paranoia, and an appeal to one's genetic right to self-preservation, being a big selling wedge.

Whatever the future holds, I'm sure it will be far stranger than anything I can think of... :wink:

*No offense to SUV owners. Why some of my best friends are...
?No soccer moms were harmed in the making of this post.


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Papaver]
    #2938863 - 07/29/04 01:40 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Oh how I loathe SUV's. I could understand if your driving up mountains and all that shit, but 9/10 times, they're used to go pick up groceries and run other errands with only one person in the vehicle. The best way to curb the popularity of these vehicles is to allow the gas prices to rise upwards of 4-5 dollars a gallon. This will push the demand for more fuel efficient vehicles and force these bastards to rethink the practicality of these monstrosities. My dad use to coach my soccer team, and he would pick of 5 of 6 other kids in his minivan to take them to practice. This minivan got close to 30mpg with a 4-banger engine, and my pop never had any complaints about its performence. SUV's are popular because of trendiness. As for safety, my biggest fear is being hit by an SUV.


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: phalloidin]
    #2938880 - 07/29/04 01:46 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

exactly man, there is nothing wrong with vans, SUV's, ect, but IDEALLY it would be nice for all of us to have a scooter, or a little Honda for cruisin around in the city, and a van, SUV, ect for when you want to cruise in comfort on a roadie.


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: phalloidin]
    #2939081 - 07/29/04 03:18 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

one time when my parents van was in the shop we got a loaner car, a durango.

dude, the minivan had soooooooo much more room, and the same gas mileage.


fuck suv's and global warming.


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Papaver]
    #2940077 - 07/29/04 12:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

LMAO! I hate those things.


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2940118 - 07/29/04 12:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Is it only in my area or do all soccer moms have the soccerball sticker or magnet on the back of their car?


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #2940216 - 07/29/04 01:05 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

THE'RE EVERYWHERE!


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Re: Being A Soccer Mom Just Got A Little Easier... [Re: Adom]
    #2940226 - 07/29/04 01:08 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT cant be. I feel a very eerie feeling creeping up my spine, as I peek out my window.


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