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InvisiblePapaverS
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The Snack That Snacks Back!
    #3150635 - 09/18/04 02:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



Girls who keep goldfish
Interest me strangely
Girls who keep goldfish
Fascinate my mind
What are they doing here?
Why are they here at all?

Hey I?d like to know -- Those fish are awful small

Goldfish are silent under the water
Girls who keep goldfish
Are sometimes quite loud
Is there a reason?
Should it happen at all?

Hey I?d like to know -- Those fish are awful small

Goldfish or Mondays are life as it should be
Goldfish are grateful for sun and for food
Is there a secret?
Oh is there a secret at all?

Hey I?d like to know -- Those fish are awful small


--The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3150644 - 09/18/04 02:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hmmmmmmmmmmm I have yet to dechihper your message, lemme get back to you :spliff: :grin:


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3150666 - 09/18/04 02:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



Glad to see you around again, Papaver! :laugh:


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3150667 - 09/18/04 02:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

42. The answer is always 42.

BN


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3156952 - 09/20/04 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Caroline Wheeler?s Birthday Present



Let?s go, let?s go... One, Two, Three, Four....
ESTER!
Burke and Hare!
ESTER, I?m coming for you, ESTER, ESTER.
SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES! ESTER! ESTER! SAUSAGES!
We?re gonna tell you something really big (ESTER!)
Like the Alice Cooper Group.
ESTER! Alice Cooper, baby! Alice Cooper!
Uh-uhrrrmm... Like the Alice Cooper Group.
Do you wanna touch me? DEAD BABIES!

See, there?s been some big, big things, and some are bigger than others,
And when one might get up and go out of the room, he gets replaced with another.
Now some of these are monsters, the kind that live in the lakes (WHEURRRR!)
And other kinds are like Metal Men, and other kinds are BIG SNAKES.
But they don?t look like nothing, they don?t look like nothing at all.

They don?t look like nothing when you put them up against Caroline Wheeler?s Birthday Present.

That?s: CAROLINE WHEELER?S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
Did ya get that, Joe? (CRAZY!) ESTER, I?M WAITING...
Ner! Ner! Ner!

SAUSAGES! Caroline Wheeler?s Birthday Present was made entirely from the skins of dead Jim Morrisons (Scattered over dawn?s bleeding highway, I suppose...): that?s why it smelled so bad.
Caroline Wheeler checked into the lobby of the Bruce Grobelaar Leisure Centre
( Liverpool and Zimbabwe goalkeeper of the 1980?s )
(they check in, but they don?t check out) - she was looking for a room where she could sit down and get herself back in order (ORDER!)...
SHEESH!, thought Caroline, What the HELL was that? (Edgar Wallace!)
So she goes to the elevator, she thinks "Well, that?ll be pretty straightforward" (Yes, STRAIGHT UP, Caroline...) You know what she finds?
The elevator breaks down with Caroline and the fish in it.
(Fish?) (Uh-oh...)
Do you know what happens if you leave a fish too long in an elevator?
You don?t? (Uncontrollable Celtic whooping from Jones)
Well, here?s a clue: fish is biodegradable. (THAT MEANS IT ROTS.)
Ner! Ner! Ner!

Well, there?s some big, big things and they travel in big, big cars:
Cars like a Mercedes with a big tow-bar (WHERE?S ESTER?)
But there ain?t no vehicle big enough,
They just ain?t built the vehicle big enough yet to hold the thing that men call Caroline Wheeler?s Birthday Present (caroline wheeler?s birthday present)
That?s: CAROLINE WHEELER?S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
(Heck! Here comes the hell drivers!)
(Vroom!)
(OUCH!)


--The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3157929 - 09/20/04 11:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

agreed


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3158065 - 09/20/04 11:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Your an odd man.


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3158074 - 09/20/04 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:grin:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3158123 - 09/20/04 11:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

come to our gathering pap. Dont be such a tard


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Re: The Snack That Snacks Back! [Re: Papaver]
    #3159475 - 09/21/04 01:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just Like Betty Page



Hey, hey, hey.

Can I see you again?
It?s been such fun,
What we?ve done,
I should like to do it forever

Hey

Tell me, what do you say
If you say no,
I don?t know,
What I?m going to do with forever, because ...

You ... have me
As far as I can see,
Roped and trussed just like Dear Betty Page

And I know, that it?s fine
That sweet taste of Gwendoline
But you tie me up and I?ve no wish to disengage.

Hey, hey
Can I see you again
It?s been such fun what we?ve done
I should Iike to do it forever

Hey

Look.. tell me, what do you say
If you say no,
And I don?t know,
What I?m going to do with forever, because ...

You ... have me
As far as I could see,
Roped and trussed just like Dear Betty Page

Ooh, and I know, that it?s fine
That sweet taste of Gwendoline
But you tie me up and I?ve no wish to disengage.

Oh girl what you?ve done to me
Girl what you?ve done to me
Oh girl
Oh


--The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy


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