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Absolute whorishness...
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  Okay, so, for the men out there...had a friend who's a chick and this friendship has endured several years.  So, she's got huge tits and she's smart as well.  So you're talking politics and how Karl Rove is the spawn of the devil in a quart rye jar....
      So, then, she goes to bed, and leaves a place for you on the bed.  You go. things ensue, nothing carnal, get kicked out, you walk home.
      All I'm asking, is what the fuck are these chicks thinking?  My guess is, they love the attention (there was no coercion), yet can't admit it as they are with another guy, however tenuously. 
        So, when my balls are in the proper array, I think:  "She loves the attention, she loves turning me down; it's better off for both of us in the end, anyway." 
        Of course, this is a subjective deal.  And, by the way, yzall can let the cheap shots come flying.  I was only looking for others with similar environmental -interpersonal concerns.  Cheersums, yzo. :drama: :penis:

GB :grin:


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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what?


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I wish psychedelic mushrooms were legal, because I would like to indulge in this amazing fruit of the earth. Unfortunately, I can only learn about this interesting hobby, and cultivate legal mushrooms.

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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I know a lot of girls like that........wait a minute....i think every girl i know is like that :wtf:

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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The above information was posted by a highly unreliable narrator, who is prone to grandiose delusions. Said narrator inhabits the cyber parallel of what John Gardner terms, "The Fictional Dream." Thus, any information contained in said narrator's posts is antithetical to any shred of truth.


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: bastard_turtle]
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Mmmm...BOp! =No! Dammit! Mmmm...Kay!

BTW, Turtle is some bastard Tammy Tigre photoshop bullshit. I ain't no puppet. Alls I'm saying is that:

a) Chix dig it
b)THey play coy
c) Nonetheless, they moan when you pleasure them
d)They toss you afterward, pussy juice stinging your 'stache and goatee and nostrils
e) You feel you gots used.

Anyone to commiserate? Communists need not apply.

GB


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: wds]
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wds said:
what?


:lol:


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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i'm with wds on this one..


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Real botanists laugh at HPS systems, we do however use high pressure sodium in the parking lot. - artthug

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: felix]
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did you get anything from her in return?


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
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THere is nothing. Save an empty place in my eternal heart. Christ.

Imagine: How Foolish have you felt--the day after--in your life? And, on top of that, how certain were you of the foolishness that made you feel the fool?
Good God! It's like the rabbit hole. Thank god I have alot of voddy tonight.
Or is it, tonite? Tonyte? Toneight?

GB


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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GnuBobo said:
Thank god I have alot of voddy tonight.
Or is it, tonite? Tonyte? Toneight?

GB


i beleive its "Toohniete"


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
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Cool. 'Round these parts, we're also prone to call it, T'Nyght.
But we're all Americans. That's what makes us Special.

GB


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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GnuBobo said:
  THere is nothing.  Save an empty place in my eternal heart.  Christ. 

    Imagine:  How Foolish have you felt--the day after--in your life?  And, on top of that, how certain were you of the foolishness that made you feel the fool? 
    Good God!  It's like the rabbit hole.  Thank god I have alot of voddy tonight. 
    Or is it, tonite?  Tonyte?  Toneight? 

GB



I'll stick to my original reply....


Desiree said:
wds said:
what?


:lol:



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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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And some chunks of lime.


"I say, 'Okay.'"


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
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Vodka and lime is k3y.


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
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yummy!


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