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InvisibleGnuBobo
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Absolute whorishness...
    #3116961 - 09/10/04 02:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

  Okay, so, for the men out there...had a friend who's a chick and this friendship has endured several years.  So, she's got huge tits and she's smart as well.  So you're talking politics and how Karl Rove is the spawn of the devil in a quart rye jar....
      So, then, she goes to bed, and leaves a place for you on the bed.  You go. things ensue, nothing carnal, get kicked out, you walk home.
      All I'm asking, is what the fuck are these chicks thinking?  My guess is, they love the attention (there was no coercion), yet can't admit it as they are with another guy, however tenuously. 
        So, when my balls are in the proper array, I think:  "She loves the attention, she loves turning me down; it's better off for both of us in the end, anyway." 
        Of course, this is a subjective deal.  And, by the way, yzall can let the cheap shots come flying.  I was only looking for others with similar environmental -interpersonal concerns.  Cheersums, yzo. :drama: :penis:

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3116996 - 09/10/04 02:47 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

what?


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3117005 - 09/10/04 02:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I know a lot of girls like that........wait a minute....i think every girl i know is like that :wtf:


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3117006 - 09/10/04 02:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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The above information was posted by a highly unreliable narrator, who is prone to grandiose delusions. Said narrator inhabits the cyber parallel of what John Gardner terms, "The Fictional Dream." Thus, any information contained in said narrator's posts is antithetical to any shred of truth.




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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: bastard_turtle]
    #3117041 - 09/10/04 03:00 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Mmmm...BOp! =No! Dammit! Mmmm...Kay!

BTW, Turtle is some bastard Tammy Tigre photoshop bullshit. I ain't no puppet. Alls I'm saying is that:

a) Chix dig it
b)THey play coy
c) Nonetheless, they moan when you pleasure them
d)They toss you afterward, pussy juice stinging your 'stache and goatee and nostrils
e) You feel you gots used.

Anyone to commiserate? Communists need not apply.

GB


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: wds]
    #3117185 - 09/10/04 03:36 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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wds said:
what?




:lol:


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3117217 - 09/10/04 03:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i'm with wds on this one..


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: felix]
    #3117227 - 09/10/04 03:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

did you get anything from her in return?


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3117263 - 09/10/04 03:58 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

THere is nothing. Save an empty place in my eternal heart. Christ.

Imagine: How Foolish have you felt--the day after--in your life? And, on top of that, how certain were you of the foolishness that made you feel the fool?
Good God! It's like the rabbit hole. Thank god I have alot of voddy tonight.
Or is it, tonite? Tonyte? Toneight?

GB


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3117280 - 09/10/04 04:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
Thank god I have alot of voddy tonight.
Or is it, tonite? Tonyte? Toneight?

GB




i beleive its "Toohniete"


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3117306 - 09/10/04 04:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Cool. 'Round these parts, we're also prone to call it, T'Nyght.
But we're all Americans. That's what makes us Special.

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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3117322 - 09/10/04 04:13 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
  THere is nothing.  Save an empty place in my eternal heart.  Christ. 

    Imagine:  How Foolish have you felt--the day after--in your life?  And, on top of that, how certain were you of the foolishness that made you feel the fool? 
    Good God!  It's like the rabbit hole.  Thank god I have alot of voddy tonight. 
    Or is it, tonite?  Tonyte?  Toneight? 

GB





I'll stick to my original reply....


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Desiree said:
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wds said:
what?




:lol:




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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3117336 - 09/10/04 04:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

And some chunks of lime.


"I say, 'Okay.'"


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3117342 - 09/10/04 04:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Vodka and lime is k3y.


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Re: Absolute whorishness... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3117408 - 09/10/04 04:35 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yummy!


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