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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Headies]
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Headies said:
I’m boiling tea, sipping a tall can of Heineken with lime, puffing little bong rips.

:excitingthread::rasta::mushroom2:

I found a hard boiled egg in the tea pot. They shouldn’t sit out more than two hours, so I chucked  it.



How does that even happen?


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Remember to courtesy flush:toilet:


:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Booze and roofies


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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: space daddy]
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space daddy said:
Booze and roofies



:thisisheavyman:


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:mushroom::mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow::mushroom:

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: KevinDontWave]
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I have one beer left. I’m not going to buy anymore for a while. I’ve been partying too hard.:sad:

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Headies] * 1
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Headies said:
I have one beer left. I’m not going to buy anymore for a while. I’ve been partying too hard.:sad:




I was almost never successful with saying I'll finish this last xyz and then not buy more, I think you need to flush that shit down the toilet for dramatic effect to quit for real, or at least that's what I need to do lol


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Headies]
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I am interested in what constitutes a while.

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: nuds]
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nuds said:
I am interested in what constitutes a while.



More than a couple days but less than a fortnight.

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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"A while" = "until the urge overpowers my sheer will"


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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Once you feel like a functional person again, getting good sleep, being 'sponsible, you tell yourself, "I've been good. I deserve a little fun."

And that time is so extra fun you decide to do it the next day.....

That cycle continues until you're back at square one.


And that's how you do the hokie pokie.


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Smile through our disguises.

:dancingbear:

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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That’s how I keep going from 200 to 300 pounds over and over.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
The 7 Edicts of Mushroom Cultivation as Decreed by Smellyhobbit

:kodama:


Anyone can get a canopy. But can you get what you want?

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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It's like Sisyphus but with a brick of 'Stones instead of a boulder.


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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Alcohol is a sneaksy, tricksy little drug. It's just so easy and acceptable, but an insidious little bastard. I keep my eye on it.

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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And one day the weight of being Keith Stone crushes you under it's heel in the form of cirrhosis of the liver.

That's what it's all about.


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Smile through our disguises.

:dancingbear:

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: nuds]
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nuds said:
Alcohol is a sneaksy, tricksy little drug. It's just so easy and acceptable, but an insidious little bastard. I keep my eye on it.



I experienced this recently


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Remember to courtesy flush:toilet:


:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Toe_Jam said:
And one day the weight of being Keith Stone crushes you under it's heel in the form of cirrhosis of the liver.

That's what it's all about.



:sad:


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Remember to courtesy flush:toilet:


:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Who needs a liver anyhow?
:drinkingproblem:


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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Drinking problem?

Not anymore!


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Smile through our disguises.

:dancingbear:

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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Now you're speakin my language!
:grampofapproval:


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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Pjork livúrr


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A Love Letter to New Growers
The 7 Edicts of Mushroom Cultivation as Decreed by Smellyhobbit

:kodama:


Anyone can get a canopy. But can you get what you want?

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Re: What if Thread Killers started flying around ass first? [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...


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