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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: Sulfurshelfsean]
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No man, it's his imaginary friend's obsession with Steven Bannon's hair that is the problem with America, not the fascist takeover our country

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: feevers] * 1
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"the other day I said that billionaires and their companies should be paying for their own electricity in their data centers and then I was called a Lib tard. Even trying to bring up the idea of people taking responsibility. Gets you called retarded that's how retarded this country has let itself become because of this orange dancing  strumpet ."

They did the right thing by throwing rocks at that Lib tard.
How dare they talk about something the mob didn't agree with? They had every right to cast stones at somebody they don't agree with because they don't understand and they don't want to talk about something they don't understand.

Let your fear take over, it's OK. You don't have to think anymore I'll do that for you.
Just let your anger dominate your emotions and lash out to anyone that says anything you don't agree with. That's what I want you to do and I think you're doing a great job.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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These growers over at shroomery.org, let me tell you, they’re some funny guys, really funny. Fungi, even. We learned some great stuff from there. Really great, really patriotic stuff. But here's the deal, folks: all these communist, anti-American liberal fascists, you know who they are, the ones who want to stop the great American mushrooms from growing, they’re trying to shut it down. And I’m just saying "NO" to that. absolutely not. So, what am I doing? I’m conquering Cuba, so we can reclaim our mushrooms. Thats why, we do not recognise psilocybe cubensis anymore, its called americansis, because we’re making it great again. You better believe it. It’s real american stuff. It’s what we need. Make Americansis Great Again, that’s the slogan. It’s going to be huge. And that’s why I’m introducing the Psilocybe Americansis blueredwhite-greenland strain. This is not just any mushroom,folks. No, no. This is the gold standard of mushrooms. You take it, and you’ll start seeing patriotic stuff, you’ll feel the freedom, you’ll feel the democracy. This mushroom is so patriotic and so purely american, were gonna be feeding to to ICE. Real american heroes out there, and soon they are gonna be able to see not only skin colour but also the insides of people, their soul. And know the crimes they committed 10 tumes more creatively! Can you believe it? You better. Its gonna be great. Really great.


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Trapped in a blue bubble in the infinite void of space

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: Oddboss] * 1
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So I heard another guy got shot in Minnesota.
Apparently he had a gun in his back waistband.

Which means his extra judicial execution with over 10 different bullets piercing all of his organs in his body disintegrating his soft tissues into a pink jelly. His guts now a fluid flowing freely into the sewer grate.

Is completely justified.
Because he was there while people I had sent there with guns were doing work and he had a phone in his hand.

Which is no longer permitted in our country because the freedom of speech and the right to protest has been taken from you by me.

You weren't using it right!
I don't think you needed it anymore or at least not for a while. I will let you know when you have the right to protest and record people on your phone again. Until then if you do it I will have one of my fat boys shoot you in the fucking face.

We will spin it, we will lie, we will tell everyone that you were a terrorist and it will be not only accepted by people, your countrymen will laugh at you. They will insult and threaten your family.

I hope you know what the price is for me making myself feel more powerful and safe.

You no longer need your freedoms because I have them.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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Quick question did any of you read animal farm?

It's not important it's just something Putin told me I should read and it was great. I learned a lot from it.
A lot…
:chump:

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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Sleepy Joe Biden would have this economy even worse than it is now. You can tell because he was running the best economy on the planet Earth.

That's how you know that it's his fault that I ruined the entire economy almost immediately upon taking office. It's because of him having ran the most successful economy on the fucking planet that's why the economy is utter shit now.

Don't worry about any of the logic reasoning
math
educational materials
many many pamphlets
the pie chart
Vision boards
graphs
that one dude who keeps sending me all of those angry letters.
That entire board of people that keep telling me to stop talking about numbers.
The mathematicians
the economists
That Guy Powell that I fucking hate.


Ignore all of that…

The economy is bad because Joe Biden had the best economy on the planet and he was running that and accomplished the soft landing that everyone thought was impossible.

That is the only reason and there is no other thing to look into.  Cease your investigations!

Everything is fine and will continue to be fine. Stop heckling me about it!

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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I gave you 15$ so you could get into heaven


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halfass mycology

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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So I was thinking it over the other day and I think this whole "free election" thing is a disaster. I think at least half of our country doesn't know how to cast a ballot. It's fine I think we should federalize all voting in our country. I have a couple of people that I trust to get things done the way I want them done. I think they should be in charge of the entire process. There will be so many less questions then… Also why are all these people arguing against me putting in my gigantic death camps
Wait labor camps
oh sorry "detention areas"
:chump:

Just because they're big enough to hold all of the population of your state and then some doesn't mean that it's a bad thing if anything it's a good thing. Because you know whenever people build gigantic buildings for imprisoning large amounts of people. It's always for a good reason.

So just know that America's prosperity is prospering and anyone who doesn't think so can shut the fuck up and wait their turn to go to one of my detention facilities.

Also Jeffrey Epstein is so played out.
Like who cares that I am the most mentioned person who literally auctioned off people after testing the tightness of their prepubescent vaginas. That is such old news we should all just stop talking about it.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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https://www.the-express.com/news/politics/197748/donald-trump-accused-measuring-kids-genitals-fingers-auction-epstein-files

Absurd. I would never be so bad at doing my job that I would release a bunch of files that I had made a law telling everyone that I was going to release. Only too completely miss the deadline I set for myself while also accidentally and repeatedly incriminating myself in those released files. Which would then have made me redact those files which were already exposed to the open air and copied millions of times.

That would be dumb.
So obviously this is all a hoax made by the Democrats or Barack Obama or something.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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Do I know?
No.
Did I Know
Never!
Would I tell you if I did?
Absolutely not.
:chump:

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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Now before you say anything.
I know that I promised to be the peace president. Yeah I know I already ended like nine wars.
Even that one between Peru and Afghanistan.
That was a vicious conflict most people didn't even really know about that one, and I ended it.

But that doesn't mean that I don't know when to start wars. That's what being a peace president is really all about. It's knowing when to end peace and to close the straight of hormuz.
It's fine you know day one we got them. That's what really needed to happen for you. I got them!

So I feel like you know maybe we'll start a draft or maybe all of the goals have been achieved.
Maybe...

Because you know the 80 clerics voted in his son. Who from what I can understand here and what I've been told is actually the person who was in charge "an extreme hardliner" "the power behind the robe"
I'm sure after obliterating his father in his bedroom he'll be really cool and want to talk with us.

I've heard some people on the street say "I think things will now almost certainly be much worse than they would've been"

That's very pessimistic loser talk. I don't think we have anything else to do but at the same time we could do much more and we will.
Today is gonna be the big boom day. We're gonna just completely flatten it and then afterwards you know we're gonna let it become better by itself.
I'm sure it'll all work out to be much better off.
This had nothing to do with Epstein so please stop bringing it up and stop sending me messages.
I don't know who leaked my actual email but that's very rude what you've been sending me.

I am still the peace President. You see thats the trick, I ran
:chump:
out of wars to end so I needed to start a couple little ones that way I could end those wars as well I'm up to 10 wars now that I've ended.
So just know that I'm sure the price of your gasoline going up 20% is temporary and the economy is eventually going to get better maybe but probably not. At least not for the next couple weeks.
So you know, suck it up buttercup, this is what you voted for.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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Cuba is probably mine already and people just haven't seen the paperwork yet. You know cause like what are they gonna do? You know it's whatever.
Also I know one of you little shitheads is the one who keeps putting those statues up and you need to stop it. I'm going to have your mom deported to Afghanistan if I ever find out who it is.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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Iran is a bastard!
That's why we needed to start this war of liberation.
We're calling it operation grand slam Hawk rock eagle.
We're gonna disarm all the nuclear stuff that we completely obliterated. We're gonna re-obliterate it because the obliteration didn't take the first time.

Sometimes you know with obliterations, they just they kind of don't take. But that's fine a double obliteration is completely obliterated.
Just like how Iran tried to put a blockade on the straight of Hormuz.

Nice try!
I put a blockade on that blockade.
Who looks like the smart guy now?

The cost of gas is gonna be. There is no sugar coating it. It's going up and there's just nothing you can do about it. It is gonna go up. It is entirely because of me and what I did and you know what. It might go down…
:chump:
It's possible. But probably not.
Just trust that everything is as I say it will be and I've also done away with self registering for the draft. All of your children are registered for the draft.
It's fine.
The timing is trivial at best. I'm sure this is gonna just be another two weeks tops.
Now are the price of eggs up?
Yes.
But not because of the eggs themselves which are actually down in price!
It's because of the cost of getting you to the eggs. That costs more so you're gonna have to pay more for everything not just eggs.
Sucks to suck
None of this has to do with Epstein so stop sending me those bonded letters by courier. Who the fuck even does that anymore?!
love you!
XOXO
Yours truly
~DJT

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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The war in Iran. Ukraine still won't give up like I keep telling them to. Pakistan and India are up to something.
I don't know I haven't really been checking my messages.

That's because all of that doesn't matter.
What actually matters is how important the ballroom is. Ballroom is actually so important that I almost died because we don't have it. Did you know that's how it actually works. If we had gone into my secret James Bond Scooby Doo bookshelf maze tunnel. Everyone would've survived and no one would've even gotten hurt at all including the person who got shot doing their job trying to protect us.

That ballroom would have immediately lockdown the situation and then the Ed-209's drop down from the ceiling and take control of the scene.

But unfortunately we don't have it yet. But I'm sure for the sake of America and my safety. We're gonna get my ballroom goddamnit. So the other day I was reflecting about my ballroom and while I was reflecting I thought why not spend $12 million to redo the reflecting pool and make it more reflective. I'm gonna have the whole bottom coated in a fine diamond mirror layering. It'll be impossible to perceive it'll be so bright. Guaranteed to be dazzling.
But expensive. That's why I need all of you to tighten the boot straps and work a little harder and maybe eat a little less. Maybe buy your kids one pencil instead of just two this year. So that we can pay for the arch also. I don't know if you remember that but I haven't forgotten.

It's gonna be colossal.
Bigger than your arch if you have one.
I guarantee it'll be bigger than that because it's the biggest one in the world. So it's automatically going to be bigger than yours.

Yes once these multi billion dollar vanity projects are built I'm sure the price of eggs and gasoline will come down afterwards. Maybe.

XOXO
The peace president

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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Iran should have taken a deal.
Not this deal. Maybe not even the next deal. We don't wanna rush this thing! But a deal at some point.
Probably.
As the peace president I know when it's time to have peace and sometimes you need to know when you don't need to rush for peace and you need to like let them play out a little bit maybe have a couple aircraft blown up. Maybe blow up some mine ships real quick.

Which is all part of being the peace president!
I don't think people understand that.
  They should but they don't.

So just know that while we are engaging in war for the peace that we're going to get from the war because of the war we're gonna have a better peace than we would've had if we hadn't done a war to get to the peace.

It's called 4D chess people!
Art of the deal!

~DJT

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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So apparently people aren't approving of what I'm doing?
When did that happen!
I don't know but these aids I never really listen to, a bunch of chatter boxes. But they kept saying the word affordability. Affordability this and blah blah That.

I have the solution.

Blood will be spilled on the White House lawn!
Bloodsport is the ultimate way to win the people over and it has never not succeeded in this goal for all of history.


So stop worrying about affordability and watch two grown men beat each other into unconsciousness for my amusement on my birthday. I'm sure that'll make you the American people feel better.
I know it's gonna make me feel better.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
"the other day I said that billionaires and their companies should be paying for their own electricity in their data centers and then I was called a Lib tard. Even trying to bring up the idea of people taking responsibility. Gets you called retarded that's how retarded this country has let itself become because of this orange dancing  strumpet ."

They did the right thing by throwing rocks at that Lib tard.
How dare they talk about something the mob didn't agree with? They had every right to cast stones at somebody they don't agree with because they don't understand and they don't want to talk about something they don't understand.

Let your fear take over, it's OK. You don't have to think anymore I'll do that for you.
Just let your anger dominate your emotions and lash out to anyone that says anything you don't agree with. That's what I want you to do and I think you're doing a great job.



Quote:
durian said:

did djt say that building developers or data centers would have to supply their own infrastructure such as water and power?



Quote:
Gemini said:

Yes, Donald Trump specifically stated that tech companies building AI data centers must provide their own power.

During his State of the Union address, President Trump introduced a initiative called the "Ratepayer Protection Pledge." Under this initiative, his administration requires major tech companies to "build, bring, or buy" their own dedicated power generation rather than straining the public grid...

Following the announcement, major tech companies formalized this agreement at a White House summit, committing to negotiate separate rate structures with utilities to cover their independent infrastructure needs.



:whistling: But, nobody cares what was the stated purpose of AI.

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: durian_2008]
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There's a lot of sick people out there!
The mental health in this country is from what I've been told terrible.

Do you know who the exception to that is though?
This guy!
:chump:

I aced another cognitive test. I think that's the most cognitive tests any American president has ever had done on them. That's how good work my brain does.

Epstein is a hoax and the Iran war is going swimmingly but not too swimmingly.
So stop ating me!
~DJT

Edited by GenesisCorrupted (05/27/26 04:36 PM)

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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:spazzychicken:

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Re: Donald Trump Tweets the Shroomery [Re: durian_2008]
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durian_2008 said:
:spazzychicken:



You purposefully misunderstanding and discombobulating quotes to try and make up some narrative for yourself in a satire driven thread doesn't make me a chicken. It does make you look like something though.

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