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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Lithop] * 3
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Fair enough.  Im well aware that i can be a dick.  Everyone here has seen it.  Ive shown my whole ass many times and regretted it.  Ive even deleted entire posts out of embarassment.  I dont think i was looking for moral absolution from you or anyone else.  Just confessing to being a dick to gc.  Its not anyones job to criticize anyone but we do it, unsolicited sometimes, dont we? I admitted to being small sometimes.  I try to be more like ldk or flapping bird but im not there yet.

Humans.

Anyway.  Doc appt didnt take long.  They numbed me up
And looked up my nose with the camera and said "oh yep.  Woah.  Ya were sending you for surgery if thats what you want.  So thats that. Phase two. Pre-op.


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Edited by BeefExtreme (02/27/26 03:27 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bluescreen] * 3
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bluescreen said:
I spawned a couple of jars while under the influence of beer and tequila, misted the hell out of them and realized it was my iso alcohol mister. :uhoh: Let them air out overnight, they actually did ok! Not great, but ok.


I solved this problem with one simple step, I do not have an iso mister.


Never get cross faded and fuck up your shrooms again, get a lab boy squeezey buddy.


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"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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When's lunch, I'm hungry...

About to put some thicc cut pork chops into some jerk marinade for dinner.

Will add black beans and yellow rice later.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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I’m having girl lunch.  Crackers and cheese with dolmas.


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Smellyhobbit said:
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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BeefExtreme said:
Fair enough.  Im well aware that i can be a dick.  Everyone here has seen it.  Ive shown my whole ass many times and regretted it.  Ive even deleted entire posts out of embarassment.  I dont think i was looking for moral absolutuon from you or anyone else.  Just confessing to being a dick to gc.  Its not anyones job to criticize anyone but we do it, unsolicited sometimes, dont we? I admitted to being small sometimes.  I try to be more like ldk or flapping bird but im not there yet.

Humans.

Anyway.  Doc appt didnt take long.  They numbed me up
And looked up my nose with the camera and said "oh yep.  Woah.  Ya were sending you for surgery if thats what you want.  So thats that. Phase two. Pre-op.


No hard feelings.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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Yeah I've been away for a while and i reflected on a few things.

1:  I should have included GC in the list of people it's been nice to get to know better (but that list could be endless), but with the caveat that I don't want to spend time arguing, and I will not engage in that kind of stuff.  I am still happy to engage about mush cult and other constructive conversations with you GC.  So sorry for excluding you.

2:  I laughed inside a little bit about Beef's analogy of GC spreading feces on the wall while we were talking... that seemed about right.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Generic] * 3
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Whatever else ive said about gc, my dude is solid and id trust him with my child.  (If i had one) hes a good person.  When i think about the peanut gallery of dipshits in pub or otd, ill come to gc's defense all day long. I dont have a kid, we dont have a mini-duc or bug yet, but we do have a mean little kitty and id die for her, and id  trust gc with her.

So.  Sorry genny.  I know i said i wouldnt apologize but here i am.  Im sorry bud.  I know i can be a dick.  I can be arrogant, hard headed, belligerant, ignorant, opnionated, and all the other stuff i said you are, i can do too. (And i do) I dont completely take back the things i said, but i could have said them a lot better. I am known for both grace and sloppiness.  Im known for being human, and I do apologize dude.

You piss me off. But i do love you.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 3
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Fellas, I think girl lunch gave me the shits :sad:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Well its a lot of oil dude.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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But I was just 19 only 23 years ago and it was fine then :sad:


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Smellyhobbit said:
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 2
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Dolmas are hard to stop eating. I know dude. You need fiber. And jesus.

Look at my pathetic lunch.

Rice. Some humiliated and browining lettuce. Wad of kimchi.  Fuck it.  Ill cook later.  Its friday.


Probably ill get the shits too.


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Edited by BeefExtreme (02/27/26 02:50 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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BeefExtreme said:
Whatever else ive said about gc, my dude is solid and id trust him with my child.  (If i had one) hes a good person.  When i think about the peanut gallery of dipshits in pub or otd, ill come to gc's defense all day long. I dont have a kid, we dont have a mini-duc or bug yet, but we do have a mean little kitty and id die for her, and id  trust gc with her.

So.  Sorry genny.  I know i said i wouldnt apologize but here i am.  Im sorry bud.  I know i can be a dick.  I can be arrogant, hard headed, belligerant, ignorant, opnionated, and all the other stuff i said you are, i can do too. (And i do) I dont completely take back the things i said, but i could have said them a lot better. I am known for both grace and sloppiness.  Im known for being human, and I do apologize dude.

You piss me off. But i do love you.


:iloveyoubitch:
You're always gonna be my Bubba. We can get in fights, but friends can always get into fights and still be friends afterwards.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 5
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I confess, this is virtually the only internet I spend time on and it’s specifically to avoid the trype and dick swinging you see elsewhere.

I almost succumbed to it the other day as I was riled up and venting. Thankfully I resisted the bait and said, nope. Not gonna do that.

I also confess that when the dicks start getting whipped out in here and it becomes a measuring contest I get annoyed and walk away. The debate in here is usually well thought out and reasonably held. When it goes sideways it makes me sad because I hold folks here both in high regard and to high standards.

I’ve learned that I’m a really hard person to be in person with. I emotionally react hard and want to kill a fight before it begins. I’m too empathic so I read into people before it even comes to the surface. So when I kill the fight before they’ve even said something - who wants to be in any relationship with that?

The good news is that I know it now. The work is to just shut my damn mouth.

At least here I can think through my thoughts before sending them. That pause is what I need in real life.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Mr Piggy said:
I’m having girl lunch.  Crackers and cheese with dolmas.


That sounds good af rt now, even after reading your next posts.

Or maybe I have an iron gut... unless molly is involved, then who knows. I can put away mushrooms like a boss but that 4-letter requires pre-gaming at this point.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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Klarn up in the club like:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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I snuck an anarchist meme in
:datass:


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Smellyhobbit said:
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Mr Piggy said:
I snuck an anarchist meme in
:datass:


You can have sex any way you want to. I won’t judge.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 1NFIN8]
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Okay, so when stuff comes OUT of the butt it's not sex.

Write that one down :takingnotes:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Mr Piggy said:
Klarn up in the club like:



Only on account'a cuz I'm too hi to stand and pee. Feeling doxxxed, was already ungovernable.

On a side note, I heard it said that the real anarchist would burn down their own house first. Sounded reasonable at the time.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: KlarnEvil9]
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Anarchy is about building not breaking, but either way I’m not trusting a guy who sits in a urinal.


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